/lit/ - Literature

>he drinks while reading
jesus christ that's embarrassing

Water, tea, gatorade

Water, coffee, juice...whatever I have available

>>11218723
this. OP is a faggot.

>they shut down the alcoholic threads on /ck/ so now they have to shit post on other boards.

red wine

Red fruit tea, vanilla tea, water the list goes on.

>>11218834
we're not talking about alcohol, pleb. any liquids while reading is embarrassing! how fucking gay do u have to be!

>>11218841
shut the fuck up you disgusting weeb

Ice Coffee

>>11218412
milk

>>11218412
Onions milk.

>>11218960
Iced coffee is pretty solid but cold brewed coffee is nothing short of incredible. Try it asap anon it'll change your fucking life

>>11218412
I drink heavily when not reading
I don't drink when reading

>>11218997
Will do tomorrow

>get stoned at
>put on trippy instrumental music
>read awesome poetry

Get on my level

>>11219074
af***

Water always. 20 oz london fog too when I’m at my favorite café.

i like wine

lately i've been on some dry shit like pinot grigios and malbecs

>>11218412
this is the most try hard picture I have seen in a while...cringe.

>>11218412
Nice taste in beer OP
I just got a case of "born again yesterday" by them its some new brew
It was delicious

>>11218723
Poor fellow
Cant even drink and read at the same time

>>11219074
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit bruh. wavey as fuck innit. catchin dem vibes. boom, mandem knoz wussup.

>>11219265
yeah

>>11219069
Not that anon but seriously though drink it black
It’s great.

>>11218412
tea or coffee

>>11218412
>Showing off your beer as you finish up the 8th grade required reading list.

>>11219069
Its a trap

>>11218412
Cum

I like to get fucked up on water

>>11218412
Fuck you Americans for making that cuckold, white guilt book required reading for high school kids even in Australia. America is a Jewish nation.

>IPA
... It all makes sense now. The high estrogen content, the interracial cuckold novel... well played OP.

>>11219450
>drinking the liquid jew makes me a viking

The absolute state of LARPaganz

>>11218412
Water or coffee.

I do love different alcoholic but I rarely if ever drink during the times I reading.

>>11219461

>>11219442
>required reading for high school kids even in Australia.
That's hilarious if true. As an American I had to read it in school, obviously. Awful book.

>>11218412
i read tao lin on cannabis

>>11219484
What is that? looks interesting

>>11219526
https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/de-dolle-dulle-teve-10%C2%BA-mad-bitch/6875/

>>11219506
>I only fuck underaged girls when they're blacked out on xanax

t. Tao Lin

water if I get thirsty

Fuck no. I become a massive manwhore with alchol. I was so whorey yesterday that I sucked a guy off as soon as I didn't get pussy

>>11219352
you nailed it. how do I get on this snarky yet accurate level of observational commentary?

>>11218412
organic herbal tea with 15mg of amphetamine in it

>>11219450
Great beer, are you dutch?

crazy wolf energy drink :D

>>11218723
i also drink while not reading

>>11220345
The beer is from Belgium. I am from Denmark. Neither are Dutch.

>>11218412

Lagunitas is a shit IPA. Buy Hoptimista.

Swerve peasant

>>11218723

What is actually wrong with this?

1 beer = 1 soda essentially, it's just a treat.

>>11218805
> Gatorade
The fuck

>>11220775

That's really fucking tryhard my dude.

Just pour the whiskey in a glass for your fucking picture, nobody needs to know about your eccentric overpriced Japanese whiskey.

>>11220775
step up

>>11220784
>overpriced
It is like $5 more than meme bourbons and less than bad scotch.

>>11220789

>less bad than scotch

Are you new to drinking? What kind of terminology is that? Scotch whiskey is excellent.

>>11220799
Less expensive than bad scotch. Good scotch is great but out of my price range usually.

>>11219356
I’m a trap

>>11218412
Coffee

>>11218412
Ugh gross how do you guys drink and read I drink and and cry whilst puking ugh

>>11219442
Fuck you, it's a good book.

>>11220839
Wanna hang out some time and touch penises?

I drink while I'm eating (breakfast, lunch, dinner) like a normal person

>IPA
>To Kill a Mockingbird
The s o yest of boys.

>>11220784
Im not a whiskey person but I've heard there are some quite good japanese whiskeys

>>11221046
Japan unironically makes some world class whisky. Yoishi 15 and Yamazaki 18 in particular are amazing.

But that doesn't mean that there isn't cheap blended crap taking advantage of a good reputation.

I go to my local Nero, get nice simple Americano, watch all the metropolitan folk and students pass by, realise I am one, embrace it.

>>11221046
Oh there are, I just felt the dude was being try hard for /lit/

Is this the beta male version of the thots posting pictures of their avocado toast on instagram?

>>11220775

>this whole thread

Do you really drink beer and read? It kills my imagination and my concentration.

>>11220768
Bell's Two Hearted
Bell's Hopslam
Dogfish's 90 Minute
Elysian Space Dust

>>11220132
never say more words than you need to

>>11221699
I really do. Sometime wine or scotch even.

Just a reminder that if you drink anything else but water and tea, you're a decadence faggot with no impulse control and need counseling.

>>11219501
lwe read it in Canada too, followed immediately by the fucking Handmaids Tale lol

>>11218412
I can't drink while reading or playing vidya, only watch movies

>>11221836
>having impulse control

lmao pussy

>>11220775
>readin Nietzche while drinking alcohol

t.brainlet

>>11222806
Look at this appolonian faggot.

>>11219442

Recommend some books (5), mature skinny winnie

Coffee
Drinking is more of a popcorn movie thing

>>11220786
Holy shit B A S E D as fuck my dude, exceptionally good post

>>11218412
I'm a coke guy myself

>drinking IPAs
ishygddt

>>11221699
>It kills my imagination and my concentration.
Have you tried not getting wasted?

>>11224235
this

>>11219501
Required reading in Ireland also

Earl Grey

All other answers are heretical

white rum > IPA

Rooibos tea because I didn't fall for the Jewish caffeine meme

my own piss

English breakfast tea, Irish breakfast tea, cortado

>>11220777
What's wrong with gatorade?

>>11218412
I drink coke, mountain dew, coffee, or green tea while reading, but I typically finish my drink in a couple of pages.

>>11219074
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>11218412
>ipa

S O Y B O Y
O
Y
B
O
Y

>>11218412
depends on if im a fucking loser or not lol

>>11223508
the absolute state

Coffee (taken with cream and sugar) alongside iced water.

>>11220786
Why would you drink single malt from anything but a Glencairn?

>>11225105
It's just weird, like how could that fake sugar shit be refreshing for reading? I only drink it if I've exerted myself in a sport

>>11225143
how slow do you read?

>>11226553
I have Glencairn glasses but every once in a while I like to use my Cibi glass. It's a tactile thing.

I always use my Glencairn when I taste a whisky for the first time but after that, it's what I am feeling in the mood for.

>>11226594
>how slow do you read?
pretty slow desu

>>11218412
>DUDE this IPA is so hoppy
>DUDE racism is like, bad

>>11218412
Yerba mate tea or just water

>>11227506
>unironically being mad about a beverage

Green tea, Rooi bos, orange juice and Apple juice occasionally
Mostly just green tea though.

I try not to drink alcohol and read. I feel like I don't really appreciate or properly absorb what I'm reading.

Raw water

>>11218412
water, intoxicants are haram

>>11219220
This image is Reddit summarized in a photo.

>Lagunitas IPA
>high-school level reading about how racism is bad
>the faggy Barnes and noble copy
>a title that anyone will be able to recognize
>taking a photo of these things together to show off
Jesus Christ this is peak Reddit.

>>11220786
Is that really your rocks glasses? Jesus that's disgusting. Get some taste.

>>11228063
No rocks, the glass geometry makes the reflections look like it.

>>11228075
This comment perfectly illustrates my point.

That type of glass is called a "rocks glass". The short ones that you pour whiskey into.

The fact that you don't know that, compounded with the disgusting style of glassware, is why I pointed that out.

>>11228191
No, that's called a tumbler.

>>11218997
Yes, cold brewed is the future of coffee for sure.
All you fags need to get on that train so you can look down your noses at the normies when they finally catch on to it.

>>11228063
blade runner cibi glass is the king of tumblers you pleb shit

https://filmandfurniture.com/2017/05/the-cibi-italian-blade-runner-glass-tumbler-in-blade-runner-2049/

>>11228213
Incorrect.

>>11223363
The Lucifer Principle, Global Brain, The Demon Haunted Word, the Complete Works of Shakespeare, and your pick of pretty much anything by K.J. Parker, Glen Cook, Brent Weeks or any other decant author to round out the fiction side.
To Kill a Mockingbird is just utter dogshit. It isn't compelling or interesting, so it fails as a book. It's message is weak and falls flat despite being hamfisted as fuck, so it fails as a "work of cultural significance" or whatever the excuse is for it being on every mandatory reading list in the English speaking world.

>>11218723
He reads children's books. He doesn't need to concentrate that hard.

I drink my tears mixed with virgin blood

>>11218412
snus

>>11221836
>a decadence faggot
reminder that if you can't form basic adjectives like 'decadent' you seriously need to go back to school

>>11230378
based fucking my man

>>11220775
Suntory whisky is next-level stuff, award-winning. Only those with the highest IQ know to drink Suntory

Anyone else enjoy a little isolated nicotine to overclock those brain neurons while reading?

>>11230675
you plug that shit up your ass?

>>11218412
You here read so many Russian, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy. Try Russian kvass while reading, will help enter the atmosphere