/lit/ - Literature

>>10974382
>debate on /lit/
>get BTFO
>report the thread
>it gets deleted

>>10974382
Please extrapolate.

>talk about authors on /lit/ I've never read
>someone asks a question
>fuck.jpg
>someone does an hero and steps in answering it
>mfw

>>10974411
>someone does an hero

a bit new are we?

i must be old as fuck since i remember when the original an hero kid an heroed

>>10974382
mind expanding on this scenario, anon?

>make a point
>someone calls bullshit
>make a comment pretending to be them to discredit them

>say something blatantly false for shits an' giggles
>someone agrees with you

>>10974382
>only larp as random people so as not to be hurt by any comments
>only post opinions that you don't believe in 100% so as not to get too invested in your posts
>accidentally larp as someone you relate to too closely and whose opinions you may also share
>get blown the fuck out the whole thread and triggered even though you were larping

>make a well written and thought out post in thread
>someone replies with an equally articulate and thought out response but that has obvious flaws that can be used in a counter argument
>call them a brainlet instead

Can you elaborate?

>see opinion I disagree with
>reply with "this but unironically"
>reply to my own reply with "fuck off faggot"

>there's no "write what's on your mind" thread
>write what's on my mind in whatever thread is active instead

>>10974548
lmao. that's clever, to use multiple posts as a strawman to frame the proponent of some thought you disagree with as a retard. I'm going to have to steal this

>>10974554
I also do this. I don't read that much

>>10974562
i am a shameless shitposter that will spew half-baked ideas and off-topic bullshit at the drop of a hat, but for some reason i just will not stoop to samefagging, it's not even a conscious ethical or moral choice, it's just something don't and won't do, idk its weird

>>10974591
this but unironically

>>10974664
fuck off fagoot

>>10974664
fuck off faggot

>>10974668
>>10974671
>fuck off faggot
opinion discarded

>>10974698
this but unironically

I love you guys.

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>>10974765
These are all me.

>see thread that is asking to be shitposted in
>so i do

>be me, an anon of grandeur
>pruisin /lit/ with a mad wit
>found a sparkle on my eye
>oh what is this? I hear?
>ah, here now I laugh in a fit
>i have discored a hidden gem
>6 posts down, with no (you)s
>a post, with such a Wit
>a post so funny and clear
>and so many missed
>oh dear oh dear oh dear
>I Must shit post and force it!
>A new MEME for /lit/
>first I had to find why like it
>1. It was short
>2. It was sassy.
>3. Its irony was full on a wit
>all I had to spam as,
>was, is
>could you please extrapolate on it?

>>10974814
Hey wtf thats me

>>10974382
Ayyyyyyyy >every alternative to liberalism ends in mass murder :)

>>10974819
>>10974814
Same fag

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>>10974548
>samefag

>>10974828
guess again guy

>>10974814
I'm the OP, I am this guy not

>>10974819
I'm this guy to.
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>>10974393
I am this guy

I am this guy
>>10974892

i'm Anonymous

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>>10974893
Fail. I'm this guy.
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>>10974898
not any more

>>10974927
Lovers' of dawn, and twilight and mist
she sally, is an old story of Sally, selling poetry at the shores
Riddles, tongue twisters, that's the original poetry.
They where told by the stories of lovers

The two immortal stars
They talked in riddles to dance like spiders
to get there

They talked in their minds
of each others heads to get there
they spoke as lovers
they spoke of love
they spoke of romance
even with sisters
but that's a perversion
and not what they came here
they came here to do dance
as the mortal watched there

two stars dancing in the twilight
two muses and stars as mothers danced there

passwords as spells and dragons and knights
thats why they came there
they came for the glory

they came to recognize God
they came to recognize BLUE
As the sky, they came to represent God.

The one of all imagination before we Got here

>>10974591
i will reply to my opponent in two different posts with two different typing styles, but i will never pretend to be him, that is beyond disgusting

>>10974765
ily2 anon

I always samefag and I always set up little ticks between posts to throw people off. Maybe the way I space out contracted words, use punctuation, capitalization, vocab, etc. It's funny cause no one gives a shit and I doubt anyone would even bother to investigate that much.

>>10974972
the number one trick to samefagging is to not reply as soon as you're able to again (30/60s), other than that you can get away with almost anything provided you have a generic enough posting style

Can some one please explain this to me??

I finally saved it and I can't ever get an explanation on what this is ?

Am I to stupid? Is this like some dark esoteric level shit

or to attempt it at all in a very low poster count thread

>>10974981
The point is to get called out
That's the zanthue.

Answer and question in equal.

>>10974983
doxxed, boxxed, and roxxed

ur getting v& for that pic

I like to call out two other people
to make them an answer to a thank you.

But I also like to call out the two, to tuh ah, lol talk about bouth,.


as also to get them to argue.

>>10974983
bro i would seriously unmeming delete that right now if i were you

>>10975003
?

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>>10975012
same fag

alert, it's nothing faggot it shows up on google.

>>10974983
that's the erroneous version, center left is supposed to say "Kanye"

>>10974991
there's more satisfying ways to drive-by a thread

want to go deep faggots?

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>>10975015
samefag

>>10975022

Roughly 90 percent of my posting here over the last year have been quotes I've hijacked verbatim and mashed them together. Only 1 person called me out, which I quickly denied and I never got a reply back lmao

>>10975027
unironically care to extrapolate?

Yikes pal, ;(

Maybe you shouldn't bat,

you're not quite tall enough

dear you, probably a manlet.

>>10975030
Don't use my meme

>>10975027
isn't that what all language is tho?

>Post meme copypasta on how americans are a bunch of retards
>Get three replies, all of them americans telling me they agree

>Post Hegel quote with a Deleuze pic attached
>People go "waaaaa Deleuze is such trash postmodernism is the end of western civilization"

Why are you like this guys

>>10975044
idk abt the hegel stuff but americans are always striving for perfection, now matter how good things are in america it always feels like its fucked up and needs to be improved

>>10975073
I think Some of the masters of irony and rhetoric play with word here on /lit/ desu

Ive seen some good stuff

>shitpost with CumLord69#Cre@mPiedUrSis
>peons filter me

>>10975041
woah......

>>10975044
this but unironically

>>10975053
>americans are always striving for perfection
lol

>>10975083
i just think your bad dude

sorry

Christ

Yall suck

>>10974382
>shitpost on /lit/
>someone asks me to expand on my idea
>write out a fairly well thought out post
>person responds complimenting my post and saying I should have said that first

>>10974411
I like when this happens to me independent of the board

>Someone else responds for me.
>Call the person that they responded to a retard to make their argument more authoritative.

>>10974411
I'm usually totally ignoring the thread if I thought I had posted a totally perfect answer to whatever that being discussed,

I saw that the discussion should ended here and every other response only lead to the road of pseudory'

>see post I disagree with and prepare to write an extensive reply trying to refute other poster
>say fuck it after a few sentences, close tab

>>10975760
>writing an extremely powerful reply to a post I disagree with and not sending it to spare the poor guy his integrity

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>caring

>>10975760
>Realise I wasted like 20 minutes drafting a response.

>leaving when people say they don't like the books i like

>>10975889
whomth are tho quothing

>make philosophical post
>someone replies with weak counter argument
>know exactly how to prove them wrong but too afraid of conflict

>>10974439
Let's unpack that

>>10976535
please elucidate?

>>10974382
>make an absolutely abhorrent post
>close thread, imagining all the (you) I am going to get, but never read them, as I am too emotionally fragile

>>10976555
checkin' them trips. don't feel bad anon, most everybody is shy at first.

>>10974382
>make a post on /pol/ discussing a ethical dilemma
>someone actually counters my argument using quite sound logic
>engage in a discussion with him
>feeling like i'm slowly starting to convince him
>summarize my final arguments into a novel of a post
>solve captcha and click post
>thread archived

>>10976581
gotta go fast

>>10974983
That image is insane.

>in an argument
>already won but opponent keeps deflecting and directing the argument to other things, becoming a slough fest
>losing patience fast
>someone takes over and argues in my place

>>10974382
>post dumb opinion as a shitpost
>get called dumb
>actually become angry and argue opinion seriously

>>10975037
Can't believe I share a board with freaks like you. Now every time I post i'll be worried I'm talking to someone like you

>Make OC content
>No acknowledges it
>Years later see it again as the image to a well thought out and intelligent post

>>10976833
this is a lovely feeling

bim

>>10974983
God I wish that were me

>>10974554
damn, this one made me laugh

>>10974562
New to the shilling business huh?

>>10974382
>see my shitposts taken seriously, causing new and exciting forms of Mental Illness amongst the undergraduates

>>10974382
Is it really shitposting if you're having a dialogue with other posters?

>>10979421
>make shitpost
>have engaging conversation and arguments with other posters

>make well thought out post I genuinely mean
>nobody replies

>>10979421
What do you think?

>tfw write a paragraph and poem in verse and anons say they were impressed, and it reminded them of Pynchon

No one can ever make me feel like nothing anymore...
I've been trying for months. Ya'll motherfuckers are a tough crowd.

>>10975760
I do this a lot

>get cornered in argument
>slowly twist to shit posting, derail the thread, call anon a faggot, go to bed feeling sad

>>10979443
This is my experience

>tell random anons to "go back to /pol/" when their posts aren't remotely political
>thread ends up getting derailed every time

>>10975752
Yeah that's totally not completely egocentric.

>>10975044
Shit, I remember the thread with the Deleuze pic and the Kierkegaard quotation.
Self-sucking was me.

>want to find out something I don't know the real answer to
>post an obviously wrong statement
>have multiple different people rush in to correct me

Its called the Brusselmans effect

>want to discuss a good book I just read
>make a thread shitting all over it or saying some vague mean shit about the main character like "was he x" or "why did he x"
>other shitposters start agreeing with me and then one or two anon's come in who actually want to have a discussion
It's the only way to discuss a book on here, otherwise you get 0 replies your thread dies.

>>10974436
ur like 18 lol

>bored out of my mind and been shitposting for 12 hours
>post in a thread
>go to catalog
>oh hey looks like someone bumped that thread
>click on it
>it's my post
Happens every time.

>too much of a brainlet to post arguments
>lurk instead with occasional posting on shelf/stack threads

>TFW you're too stupid to partake in all this fancy subversive posting so most of what you post is genuine.

>browsing catalog
>see brainlet fuckboi dissing my nibba Nietzsche
>write two paragraph long posts of why OP is wrong
>no replies
>mfw

>Read everyone's interpretations, ideas, and opinions
>Steal them and say them as my own irl to my normie friends so now they think I'm super smart
Heh, they'll never know I'm a retard. I'm like right on the edge of stealing some of your guys writings and sending them as my own

>>10979939
>iktf

>>10980187
just do it. no one will know or care. you might as well seem smart.
you will eventually slip up and be seen as a fraud

>>10979673
Unironically. Shitposters keep this board alive

>>10979599
Why don't you just ask?

>>10980342
This image always makes me smile.

>>10980737
No one answers if it's not bait

>post literally anything
>get called underage/kid