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I'd like to read books with unexpecting and mindblowing plot-twists. What should i read?

>> No.10859144

>>10859134
I want to die between those legs.

>> No.10859193

>>10859134
what ethnicity is she?

>> No.10859198

>>10859134
she's so fine

>> No.10859202

>>10859198
looks like abella anderson

>> No.10859204

>>10859193
Mestizo

>>10859134
Wow

>> No.10859205

>>10859134
1984

>> No.10859207
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>>10859193
>browse /lit/
>see qt.314
>want to choke the chicken
>but wait, what if she's a subhuman nonwhite?
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.10859217

I've spent too much time on 4chan and now I can't decide if I find her attractive or if I wish to uphold my racial supremacy

Wish I could just go back to the simple days when I could spank down to nogs and wetbacks without thinking twice

>> No.10859230

>>10859217
Nigga how did you end up this way? I've been shitposting on this website for 10 years and I still jerk off to nigs and spics.

>> No.10859249

Dude I'm on 3 weeks nofap don't post this shit on a blue board.

>> No.10859275

>>10859217
>not making love to beautiful women of color from around the globe
>passing up on life's greatest pleasures for some spooks from the internet

u need stirner in ur life my dude

>> No.10859282
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>>10859230
latinas > ensuring the survival of the white race

>> No.10859292

>>10859282
latinas are too ratchet, u gotta get into african chicks bro, they're much more sophisticated, probably because of all the british and french cultural influence

>> No.10859296

>>10859292
>African
>sophisticated
what the fuck. Argentinian women read Bolaño and Borges. African women carry plantains in baskets

>> No.10859307

>>10859292
female niggers are nothing but gold diggers, latinas come in different colors btw and have native american blood as well as european

>> No.10859311

>>10859307
spanish culture is too sleazy, it's undignified

>> No.10859313

>>10859304
Nairobi, my dude. I've known 3 Kenyan girls in my brief life each of whom were absolutely beautiful in all respects. Don't understand it, and don't feel the need to.

>> No.10859321

>>10859311
>implies african culture, aka people who still live in huts and mutilate the clitoris of their women is superior to the Hispanosphere, to which Cervantes, Borges, Bolaño, Neruda, Cortazar, etc. belong to.
bad bait, m8, try harder.

>> No.10859326

How do you say fertile in Spanish or Portuguese or whatever?

>> No.10859327

>>10859204
Is she from Colombia?

>> No.10859328

>>10859311
>the culture that invented the novel and gave us the best novelists of the second half of the 20th century is "sleazy"
why are you even here?

>> No.10859333

>>10859326
Spanish: fértil.

>> No.10859336

>>10859311
Get off /lit/, go get fucked by a nigger.

>> No.10859345

I want to bite into her thighs like a steak

>> No.10859355

>>10859328
yes, i'm sure you were culturally enriched that time u bought that junot diaz book at the borders in the suburban strip mall, but maybe try living in a spanish neighborhood before u speak on "actually existing conditions" as the marxists like to say

>> No.10859357

>>10859304
>black chicks from africa
>speaking spanish

???

>> No.10859363

>>10859134
>>10859282
STOP POSTING FEMALES

>> No.10859366

>>10859357
>black dominicans selling moldy plantains
>having anything to do with african women

ok

>> No.10859367

>>10859328
latam literature is severely overrated

>> No.10859368

>>10859355
> talks about Hispanic Americans in the US, aka from his limited Murifag point of view, instead of about people from actual Hispanic countries.
Try harder.

>> No.10859371

>>10859366
You said black chicks from the motherland, not me.

>> No.10859372
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>>10859327
Yeah, from a place west of Macondo

>> No.10859376

>>10859367
at least there's a lit tradition, unlike in africa.

>> No.10859379

>>10859368
>mush hispanic homeland

we were talking about sophistication not busboys

>> No.10859380
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>>10859355
>Junot Diaz
Please leave this board immediately. Latin American literature is God tier. No one's talking about the trash written by the American children of poor immigrants

>> No.10859382

>>10859376
africans study english and french literature, not some magical realism crap barely above YA

>> No.10859387

>>10859382
>Marquez in the only Latin American author
>sub-Saharan Africans study the Western canon more than Hispanics do
We have regular threads on /lit/ from hispanbros in Spanish, and they seem pretty patrician to me

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>>10859379
You were talking about how black chicks are more sophisticated than Latinas, and you don't even know actual Latinas but immigrants from 3rd, 4th generation. Not people from an actual Latin American country.

>> No.10859389

>>10859379
Keep in mind that you're saying this about Latin America in comparison to Africa, which has an objectively worse standard of living.

>> No.10859390

>>10859380
>he thinks anyone cares about spanish literature

yeah i remember talking to this broad from uzbekistan and she was going on about how it was the most important country in the world because of everything tamerlane had done and all this crap, i'm like bitch don't nobody give a shit about tamerlane or uzbekistan, ur fuckin buggin

>> No.10859392

>>10859292
>saying ratchet instead of wretched
Its already too late for you, anon.

>> No.10859393

>>10859134
I'm going to keep her in mind if I am ever reading Marquez and need to picture one of the chicks

>> No.10859394

>>10859382
So, they don't even have lit in their own languages? lol total plebs, studying the languages of their enslavers.

>> No.10859395

>>10859134
Pale Fire. It's the answer to most "what should I read" questions

>> No.10859399

>>10859395
better than Lolita?

>> No.10859401

>>10859390
How many Nobel Prizes in literature does Uzbekistan have? Spanish-language authors have won 11. Clearly some people care.

>> No.10859402

>>10859394
yeah, u read of lot of guechua lit eh?

their enslavers were muslims, spaniards, and hebrews, their civilizers were brits and frenchmen

>> No.10859403

It took me over an hour to actually read what OP wrote

>> No.10859405

>>10859390
>presents zero opionions of relevance
>writes like a negro
>thinks the non-existen african lit is somehow better than the world-celebrated Latin American lit

>> No.10859407

>>10859403
Still haven't read it myself

>> No.10859410

>>10859405
ok next time the delivery boy brings dinner i'll ask your countrymen what his favorite nobel prize winning author is

oh ya good job on collapsing that bridge in florida, great work from an affirmative action latino contractor, somedays you guys will reach european levels of engineering talent im sure

>> No.10859413

>>10859402
"Civilizers". Nice euphemism. You're totally clueless. Enjoy your "bitches", as you call them.

>> No.10859415

>>10859410
As if the average American black raised on hip-hop knows anything about actual African art

>> No.10859421

>>10859410
>oh ya good job on collapsing that bridge in florida

What tf are you even talking about? Again talking from your limited point of view, not about actual people from LatAm.

>> No.10859425

>>10859372
Looks like a nice place, Anon.

>> No.10859429

>>10859421
if latin america was good people wouldn't be flooding across the border trying to get away, mexico is like an afghanistan tier failed state but oh yes that old fat faggot made a couple sjw murals so i guess it's not a shithole right

>> No.10859435

>>10859429
Latin America isn't one country. First of all, Mexico's contribution to art, both popular and high, is pretty extensive. 4 out of the past 5 best director winners at the Oscars have been Mexican. Second, not every Latin American country is as politically fucked as Mexico is. Argentina and Chile are pretty decent countries. Uruguay is cool, and Costa Rica is quite nice.

>> No.10859447

>>10859429
In modern days more immigrants are in fact going back to mexico than going to the US. Mexico is not as bad as your brainwashing media tells you it is, it's clearly not Afghanistan, stop watching Fox News (they hate black people) also Mexico is not all of LatAm.You clearly haven't left the basement.Stick to black people things like rapping or something.

>> No.10859452

>>10859447
Those cartel videos do scare the shit out of me tbqh

>> No.10859454

>>10859435
there are only two places of origin in the world where the people need affirmative action to compete with europeans: africa and latin america, i was merely stating of the regions that can't seem to compete in the 21st century, i much prefer the women of african because they often speak french and are well versed in french literature, but with an anglo sense of decency, rather than some greaseballs who act like a tacky italian stuck in the 1970s, it's just my preference, don't take it personally my friend

>> No.10859455

>>10859435
>>10859447
>arguing with a tasteless negro whose levels of ignorance are those of a newly-freed slave
You failed for the bait, anons.

>> No.10859457

>>10859401
Bob Dylan has one.

>> No.10859464

>>10859454
>i much prefer the women of african because they often speak french and are well versed in french literature, but with an anglo sense of decency
These black chicks you find in French Guiana and Dominican Republic, which are part of Latin America, not Africa, you fucking retard.

>> No.10859470

>>10859134
who's this fell jezabel man milk Mephistopheles?

>> No.10859473

>>10859447
>the massive human rights violations and sickening violence of mexico is foxnews propoganda

sorry i read about the horrors in mexico from leftwing news sources who report on the thousands of murdered women who show up in ditches or half dissolved in vats of acid, or the labor organizers brazenly gunned down by thugs, the drug violence is only one of many sources of the sick inhumanity of mexico

>> No.10859474

>>10859464
i'm talking about africans from africa, not some poor bastards that absorbed loud and obnoxious spanish culture

>> No.10859479

>>10859454
In order to get from Mexico to the US all that's required is that you cross an imaginary border. In order to get from Asia or Europe to the US you require a plane ticket and the paperwork needed to legally enter the US. This process selects for people with higher IQ, while the boarder-hopping process involved in immigrating from Mexico doesn't.

>> No.10859482

>>10859455
let us know when u finally ween yourself off the affirmative action amigo

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>>10859454
Dude, latinas are way hotter, end of story. Black women are very seldom pretty, and even when they are they still have ugly hair and squished noses.

>> No.10859491

>>10859473
As if the US was any better when it comes to violence... Don't make me laugh. Chiraq, for starters.

>he drug violence is only one of many sources of the sick inhumanity of mexico
It's literally the only cause, and you know who buys their shit? Their biggest client? Murifag junkies. Impossible to clean up the mess when your neighbour can't keep his shir together.

>> No.10859494

>>10859491
>As if the US was any better when it comes to violence
It literally is though. Murder rate is signifianctly lower in the US, even taking Chicago into consideration.

>> No.10859502

>>10859490
yeah that chick looks hot but as soon as she speaks my dick will be flaccid unless by some miracle her accent is hindi

>> No.10859508

>>10859479
Wrong. You also need documents if you want to legally enter to the US from Mexico. Illegal immigrants are illegal immigrants, not the norm. And the biggest illegal immigrant group coming from Asia are the Chinese.

>> No.10859510

>>10859494
the most violent city in america is actually st. lious but even then it's still ranked lower than all the major cities in brazil

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>>10859502
>implying her Cuban accent didn't make you hard

>> No.10859515

>>10859502
Who cares about your dick? Go get your niggers, let men with taste get the real deal.

>> No.10859521

>>10859508
What percentage of Mexican immigrants are here legally? Let's be real

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>>10859380
>all that art hoe core
>God tier

>> No.10859529

>>10859521
I don't have the numbers, and frankly, I don't give a shit, you can have them.

>> No.10859532

>>10859527
Those are the Nobel Prize winning ones. Bolaño and Borges are legit great

>> No.10859536

>>10859527
A single Borges short story is better than all of African literature put together.

>> No.10859538

>>10859536
A single Neruda verse is better than all of African literature put together.

>> No.10859542

>>10859514
spanish women talk like a man, if i wanted someone shouting stupid opinions at me i'd go on a 4chan

>> No.10859543

>>10859538
A single Bolanño parenthetical is more important than anything to ever happen in sub-Saharan Africa

>> No.10859549

>>10859542
Sounds like you got told off by a strong latina lmfao

>> No.10859552

>>10859134
Plot twists are for brainlets

>> No.10859555

>>10859542
>spanish women talk like a man

black africans literally talk and look like dudes kek don't be ridiculous, anon.

>> No.10859557

>>10859536
>>10859538
>African "literature"

You're giving it way too much credit.

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>>10859536
>>10859538
>>10859543
>b-but better than Africans
well done spics, i guess?

>> No.10859596

>>10859134
who is this absolute goddess?

>> No.10859626

>>10859134
Les gommes - Alain Robbe-Grillet
Nice literature discussion, btw.

>> No.10860046

i mean yeah native latinas are really sexy but am i the only one who looks at them and immediately thinks about the kinds of dudes they normally roll with? i don't even get turned on anymore, i instantly start thinking about being shot or stabbed or getting my ass kicked by a bunch of gangsters with buzzcuts. the only thing comparable to the hotness of a brazilian chick is the fucking gruesome violence of a sandal-wearing brazilian gangbanger.

>> No.10860166

>>10859134
Ladi-*cough*-Gentlemen, I present to you, the perfect thicc

>> No.10861045

>>10860046
This. Only date latinas if you don't mind being chased by a guy with a machete

>> No.10861191
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>>10859577
Lucky dubs don't lie.

>> No.10861231

>>10860046
Madeout with a latina at a party once. Got a text from her ex that if I didn't back off he was going to jump me and beat my ass til I couldn't see straight. Never again.

>> No.10861236

>>10861191
damn, I needed that reaction pic.

based Shinji.

>> No.10861278

>>10860046
Unless you live in the first world

>> No.10861281

Children of Hurin

>> No.10861758

>>10860046
>the only thing comparable to the hotness of a brazilian chick is the fucking gruesome violence of a sandal-wearing brazilian gangbanger

fucking kek

>> No.10861799

>>10859198
there's no telling where the money went

>> No.10861811
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>reverse image search for sauce
>this comes up
What did she mean by this?

>> No.10861825

>>10859134
Unironically my diary desu

>> No.10862071

>>10859380
>reading the works of a repressed communist dyke
no thanks

>> No.10862222

>>10859134
orlando - woolf

>> No.10862453

>>10859363
>>10859282
>>10859134
>>10859388
>>10859490
>>10859527
>>10859514
>>10859577

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

>> No.10862481

>>10861811
the literature board of 4chan.

>> No.10862489

>>10859292
>british and french cultural influence
I'm not fond of sharia.

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>>10861236

>> No.10862523

She is perfect oh my god. I want to image our life together and then get depressed when I realize its not real

>> No.10862525
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>>10859134
>tfw you'll never run into this angelic beauty and strike up a conversation about how people on a Mongolian fish farming forum post pictures of her all the time
>you'll never make her laugh uncomfortably as she inches away from you
>you'll never get fucked up by random people as they see you sperging out on this girl
Why even live lads?

>> No.10862641

Wait until you guys see the picture of her sister.

>> No.10862650

>>10862641
who is she?

>> No.10862656

>>10862650
Pretty sure someone posted her in a /b/ facebook/social media friends thread

>> No.10862658

>>10862587
>fucked up by random people
Lol this doesn't happen when you talk to somebody. Deal with this fear and you can meet somebody like this girl easily.

>> No.10862674

>>10859134
If you know a book has an unexpected plot-twist is it really unexpected?

>> No.10862739

>>10862658
You underestimate my autism.

>> No.10862860

>>10859134
I used to have this whole set, please post it

>> No.10862973

Christ almighty

>> No.10863713

>>10859282
>nipple piercing
Cmon bruh girls like that don't even exist. And if they did you can clearly see she's on a boat. Can you do better than a boat? Because if not then Chadre already wooed her with his immense chequing account and private security detail.

>> No.10863823

>>10859527
I am reasonably certain this is ariana marie but i cant be sure

>> No.10863835

>>10863713
My favorite part of nipple piercings is that women always show them to me.

>> No.10863864

>>10862492
what kind of books do you think she reads?

>> No.10863893

>>10859392
they’re not wretched you witless fag

>> No.10864116

>>10863713
>Cmon bruh girls like that don't even exist.
there's no lack of ugly women in the world anon

>> No.10864123

>>10863864
"How to Suck Dicks: A Simple Manual for Dumb Hoes"

>> No.10864140

>>10859372
>Macondo

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>literature board
>posters talk about woman in picture
4chan is a shameful place.

>> No.10864756

>>10864750
Just because we like books doesn't mean we don't also like vaginas

>> No.10864759

>>10864750
and now you have discovered the biggest redpill of them all: no one here actually reads

>> No.10864818

>>10862492
This is probably the most perfect womeme that i saw god damn i wish i was black or something

>> No.10864839

>>10864818
>i wish i was black or something
I think she's italian mate

>> No.10864871

>>10864839

Yulya Appolonova

>> No.10866568

>>10864818
>most perfect woman
>7/10 face
look at more women bro

>> No.10866572

>>10859217
That and her face sucks.

>> No.10866838

nice thread

>> No.10866951

>>10866568
>>10866572
Wrong. I love her face.

>> No.10867775

>>10866568
Body > Fa > Personality > Face
sorry

>> No.10867803

>>10859134
>>10859282
>>10859490
>>10862492
>>10862525
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

>> No.10867837

>>10859134

Who is this ooze flooz, this shaft-gripping siren-sibling, this penis peculator, this oubliette coquette, this pants perfricator, this dick delectation, this prick polyplectron, this fleering fuckdoll? What meretricious minx, what rod-quop-thot, what tit-mass alloplast bearer is she? Which lubricious lass, which ribaldry recrudescer, which load-lodestar is she, Muse of my assignation invitations?

>> No.10867854

>>10859134
>>10859282
>>10859490
>>10859514
>>10862492
>>10862525
i have never touched a girl or woman before. i am now at an age where to be without any sexual experience is considered, rightly, perverse. my awareness of my pathetic condition suffocates my every waking hour of life and i am rendered totally crippled, ensnared in a spiral of exponential existential impotence that deepens each day and takes on new, darker shades each morbid month. my mind is consumed with the vacuum that the abscence of adolescent sexual or even emotional attention from the opposite sex has left and the reality of the unrequited nature of my status of life paralyzes me on a metaphysical level. i long continual for the most childish forms of female affection while being developed enough to know such things are fictitious. lately i burst into tears every time as i lay in bed and wait for sleep, which has come to be nothing but an unhelpful narcotic that momentarily relieves my existence of its imppssible state, to put an end to the unending process of a memory consumed by missed opportunities. even looking at a woman such as in ops pic fills me with such a profound sadness that i lose all instinct and urge to communicate with anything external to myself. i wish to be a body without organs. i am a husk mimicking human behavior. i just want to have held someone's hand at some point in my life. and i know my position to be so hopeless that, even if some girl were to show interest in me, i would not want to put her through the embarrassment that a relationship with me would entail. i am resigned to my fate, and i feel no semblance of absolution

>> No.10868421

it's time for jezebel-posting to end

>> No.10868568

>>10863823
Not even close lad; that's Mandy Muse.