/lit/ - Literature

>>10849894
Meh
Europeans think soccer is a sport suutable for grown men instead of little grils.
Opinions disregarded.

>>10849897
And you think "football" is the greatest sport ever, even though it's just rugby for pussies?

>>10849902
This

>>10849894
But there are only two good colleges in Europe.
Also, this really comes across as a severe inferiority complex

>>10849894
What is the point of this thread?

>>10849894
Wow, OP, you finally took the time to stop sucking Tyrone's cock, and posted this? Stick to what you're good at.

>>10849902
>>>10849909
>Europoors think football is America's favorite sport.

What an intellectual conversation

>>10849902
BTFO

>>10849933
The vast majority of people in respectable fields in the "great American colleges" are foreigners, and the vast majority of professors are also foreigners. Native born Americans have barely accomplished anything in their own history.

>>10849937
So the average American just watches it for the commercials then? How is that any better? You really are consumerist whores.

>>10849937
>Muh trying to save m-muriccas face
Bitch, you hoes ain't shit when it gets down to business

>>10849955
We're a conglomeration of the best European genetics.

>>10849962
No you're not, all the colonies were full of drunks, addicts, religious freaks, and other undesirables that were so despised by their ancestral homeland that they ran away and threw their heritage in the garbage. Americans cannot claim to be European, and all Europeans today are descended from true patriots who didn't flee the difficult times, and will be rewarded by Europe being perpetually the greatest place on Earth while Muttland gets worse by the hour.

>>10849894
Nietzsche liked Emerson and Poe though.

>>10849897
La creatura... It is a monstrosity. Twisted and Maniacal, a slithering testament to the Amerimutts corruption.

It is a travesty.

>>10849894

>>10850035
This is the first time I've laughed at one of these Milhouse-tier memes.

I dislike America as much as the next guy, but there is a lot of great literature from there.

>>10849894
Who went to the Moon? Oh yeah, that's right.. AMERICA.

>>10849962
Lmao you guys are just a little better than stralia

>>10849894
Good thing any country that isn't America literally doesn't matter.

Whatever pathetic plot of dirt you live on only exists because we allow it.

the USA is the greatest and most powerful country on the face of the earth. Hating us is to hate God, who gave us this power and authority.

>>10849902
>football is for pussies
easy to say when you're going up against european wh*te twigs and not supercharged African Americans

>>10849951
>Native born Americans have barely accomplished anything in their own history.

Until Dan Schneider.

>>10849971
I bet this cuck's from Sweden. Or Germany. Or England. Or France. Or Italy. Or Greece. Or Belgium. Or Spain. Or Bulgaria. Or Macedonia. Or Bosnia. Or Slovakia. Or...or...or...

There are like 5 countries in Europe that aren't falling to shit. You just don't like us, because the American Experiment worked. We are your rejected, your waste, your unwanted, and yet we are better than you. We are the son you never wanted and we have so far surpassed you that we don't even care for your inheritance.

>>10850373
Germany and Sweden are literally the best places to live on earth you fucking retard.

>>10850380
Isn't that subjective though? If you don't care about shitty healthcare but care about owning guns, America's great for you.

>>10849902
Baseball is the only true sport fit for white men, fight me on it

>>10849894
>ITT: viewing lit with the cheap glasses of patriotism
kys

>>10850401
Then you have Switzerland which is still better than murica by miles and has guns

>>10849894
>European academic institution
>having anything worthwhile at all

>>10850406
You mean fit for latinos?

>>10850410
This.

>>10849894
if Europeans don't like Moby Dick that is just their own fault

>>10850410
Exactly. So what if there are more great authors from your country than from some other one? It's not like you contributed anything to their writing.

>>10850418
Latinos are white

>>10849897
>euro sports suck
I wouldn't go that route... (you have eggball).

It's true. America still hasn't developed an intellectual culture that compares to anything Europe ever produced. Current US academia is a laughable imitation of what they "think" scholars do. I tolerate it because of your disgusting money, which is the only reason anyone ever comes to America.

>>10850401
If you dont care about your health, decent roads, good schools, culture, history, food, low crime levels, free university, low obesity rate, green energy, high median wages, low unemployment, and a reasonable safety net but you care about having a gun then yes, but also you might be brain damaged.

>>10850440
What do you think scholars do?

>>10850380
Not a single country in Europe has any real freedom of press. Germany and Sweden imprison and harass political dissidents. They lie to the public. Germany has just elected Merkel to her 4th term. She is becoming an autocrat. Germany still has some semblance of progress because they have robbed most the rest of Europe through the EU, which is a body of unelected bureaucrats who have no concern for the people. Sweden is literally falling to pieces. Bomb attacks are increasing. Rape is increasing dramatically. Violence is escalating. And the public are not allowed to discuss this. The news refuses to report it. If these governments stay the course, Europe will either fall into totalitarianism or collapse within the next 5 years.

>>10850446
White America has most of those things and the guns are very necessary for dealing with nonwhite America which is the reason behind all those 'america is violent and dumb' stats

>>10850447
Go to Oxford and you'll find out.

>>10850410
Both sides have the wrong idea, starting with OP. What's the point of the thread, if not inciting hate between people?

>>10850446
Maybe I am. But picking a country to live in is my choice.
P.S. I think europe>>>>>>>>.Murica

>>10850446
you sold those responsibilities to the government. You don't care. If you did, you would handle it yourself.

>>10850452
inb4 people taking this seriously

>>10850456
Scholars are a dead meme anyway. True intellectualism comes from Silicon Valley and startup culture.

>>10850452
>This is what mutts actually believe

>>10850465
nice bait

>>10850461
Handle cancer by yourself? How? Using your free guns to shoot yourself?

>>10850461
>muh individualism
Gooood goy

We all hate Trump and guns and American stupidity, but let's be honest, the US has produced good lit.

>>10850480
What you think good lit is is subjective

>>10849962
>le 56%
Okay breh

>>10850469
by learning to be a doctor
>>10850474
the other option is serfdom and mobocracy

>>10850119
>millhouse
low

>>10850480
Only Hart Crane, Whitman and Melville but mutts don't read Crane and don't get Whitman

>>10850480
I seriously don't understand people who hate guns. You'd think having guns would be a Leftist thing, power to the people and whatever

>>10850406
They don't think it be like it is but it do

>>10850432
>Preferring divegrassball to handegg

Europe was a mistake

>>10850492
So you think the work of Melville, Poe, Lovecraft, Hemingway, Faulkner, Pynchon, (Nabokov?) etc., is worthless? Is has no value whatsoever in the lit world?

>>10849962
la creatura....

Europe is both the cradle and the frontier of conscious development. Deal with it. Christ, the state of this board

>>10850467
>>10850464
no u.

>>10850519
Both are sports for faggots. Any sport with multiple male-only players is for faggots.

>fuck you dad
t. amerimutt

>>10850363
spooked

>>10850363
>the USA
>not seeing the difference between the American people and (((them)))
slowclap.gif

>>10849894
Why are you trying to divide Europeans and Americans (referring to the whites who created/built America, not the blacks/browns loitering in it)? You know that's a jewish tactic, right?

>>10850538
While true, it has not been the center of cultural development for roughly a century now.

>>10850522
I respect the works of all the authors you mention because I value their effort and their insight into the world. If I just valued shitty erotica, and called fifty shades literature because of that there's objectively nothing wrong with it. I'm only going against the majority not against facts.

>>10850636
You're not one of us, mutt. Your ancestors threw away their rite to being European.

>>10850636
It's just eurotrash NEETs being edgy. But unfortunately it seems like they are a symptom of a global reactionary zeitgeist based on ressentiment towards the US.

>>10850426
Sure, "white."

>>10850650
I'd say towards stupid Americans, not the US.

>>10850677
They often identify the stupid ones with the whole country, so I'm not sure about that distinction.

>>10850676
Some are. Some aren't. Those in pic related aren't.

>>10849894
Of course they do. Any brief look over the critical work done on these writers would dispel that notion. I don't even like Steinbeck that much, but this is absurd.

>>10850676
kek what is wrong with texas?

>>10850365
The two metre tall beasts in the all blacks are not even remotely like twigs you fucking moron.
Sam Whitelock is like 2 metres tall and looks like he's come to the game straight after cave painting.

>>10850676
The guys on the far left and right look white

>not a single European academic
>European academic in 2018
Oh, my poor sides.

>>10850697
The vast majority are not, so you're just confusing people who don't understand Sub-Saharan racial dynamics with statements like that. Most of the Spanish bred out into the local population and thus ceased being "white."

>>10850726
*Sub-US... Lol, not Sub-Saharan...

"European academia" is mostly situated in America nowadays. Only Oxford still demands the same respect.

>>10849951
>be europoor
>almost no unis in the top 20
>u cheated!
Now this is some amusing cope

>>10850636
Fuck off with your McNationalisn mutt. Go suck a nigger's cock with your iDentity.

>>10850742
Are you trying to come off as a jew?

>>10850742
>mutt mutt nigger wahhh
Your posters really do represent European education

>>10850726
I didn't confuse anything. I'm not the anon who said "Latinos" were white. Sorry, I should've clarified.

>>10850758
Are you trying to come off a mentally handicapped?

>>10850776
He’s trying to speak europoor

>>10850513
One of the few things I agree with Marx on is the arming of the working class for the sake of empowerment and/or revolution
Actual communists >>>>>>> hippie champagne commies

>>10850426
La creatura

>>10850452
Unlike Americans, Europeans actually have the power to resist.
Americans are numbed because of all the junkfood and junkmedia they consume 24/7.
There is truly no hope for your country.

>>10850807
Too bad you don't understand why Marx was promoting this and how it was related to his own ethnicity and ethnic interests.

>>10850821
>Unlike Americans, Europeans actually have the power to resist.

*proceeds to have child raped for sexual emergency*
*child arrested for racism for not enjoying it*

>>10850821
>Unlike Americans, Europeans actually have the power to resist.
This just keeps getting funnier

>>10850821
Where are you guns?

Twains river novels are great though.

It's hard for Europeans to understand though. You really have to had spent some time in the American south, or even just some summers in American woods to understand the feeling of freedom and imagination that train musters up.

The poster above that was saying that America is essentially full of the reprobates, whackos and drunks that were pulled of the streets of Europe is essentially right. Beyond the hoity-toidy colonialists turned revolutionaries or gilded age authors, the American literary tradition seems to fetishize the lowbrow and blue collar. It's really because for along time, before America became a consumerist post-national shopping mall entity, it was pretty backwoods.

It's an American thing. Twain is relatable to me even through the years. I don't really care if Francois or Hans don't like it. It's honest even if it is proto white trash ramblings.

>>10850903
Stop replying to low effort b8 with essays u newfag

>>10849902
I prefer ape hoops.

>>10850936
No. You are missing the new dialectic--a reverse scholasticism. The debate begins with a terrible opinion, obviously wrong. Instead of procuring a single chain of quality argument, it instead produces an unparalleled quantity of arguments. From the resulting fray, a triangulation of the truth is possible. No argument is sufficient, but in their multitude they reveal the moral landscape.

>>10850821
Dios Mio, la creatura, el abominacion, el monstro de las Americas!

>>10849897
>/lit/
>Thread criticizing american literature
>fp is a mutt shiting on sports for some reason
And people wonder why they aren't capable of creating solid literature.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s163Ow9s4LAV

Let's get down to business!
To defeat, the mutts!
Did they send me brownskins,
When I asked for whites?

You're the darkest bunch I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll, force a meme,
About you!

Ancestry from the jungle,
With same hue of skin!
Claim to be part german,
And you're sure to win!

You're a deluded, dark pathetic mutt
and you haven't got a clue
Somehow, I'll make a meme, out of you

Mutt 1: I'm never finna pay my debt
Mutt 2: My own momma gone and sued me
Mutt 3: Surely vidya must count as going to gym
Yuro: This mutt just got shot to death
Cop: ARMS BEHIND YOUR LEGS AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME
Mutt 4: I don't really understand how to meeeme

> BE A MUTT
Reach adulthood with a broken liver
> BE A MUTT
Eat peanut butter and miracle whip with a spoon!
> BE A MUTT
With all the salt of a two-star diner
With skincolor as the dark side of the moon!

Time is racing toward us
'til the Mutts arrive.
Close your every border
And you might survive.
You're unsuited for this board of our
You hit to close to home, you're through
How could I force a meme
About you?

> BE A MUTT
Go see nolan-kino with girlfriend and get shot
> BE A MUTT
Get shot in mart and get shot in high school
> BE A MUTT
With healthcare costs like an apple brand-store
And skin color as the dark side of the moon

> BE A MUTT
We must be swift as a mobile scooter
> BE A MUTT
With leadership of a corporate orange
> BE A MUTT
With hygiene like a stagnant mire
And skincolor as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah!

>>10850995
>t. jewposter

>>10850995
Serious question

I went to the DMV today and like everyone was black

If they are only 13 percent of the population why are so many of them there? Do they just hang out there?

>>10851004
paying tickets in person

>>10851003
I don't care if it's a Jewish psyop or whatever, it's still hilarious.

>>10850233
>>10850903
Nope. Amerikkka is bad.