/lit/ - Literature

I Voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 United States Presidential Election

>>10721448
great now take this test http://www.macmillanreaders.com/level-test/

>tfw i got upper intermediate

wtf am i dumb

>>10721455
this shit takes way too long, no thanks

>>10721448
and u filled out a google captcha to post that so now google knows, and google does not approve of trump, if u ever apply to them, they're gonna damore u, in fact next time a dem gets in power they may decide to round u up

>>10721498
I think It might just be that they only go up to upper intermediate because I got the same.

>>10721510
gay af

>>10721510
maybe you're both retard idiots

>>10721528
Very rude

>>10721528
end your tyrannic remarks bucko

>>10721498
>>10721510
maybe we are all idiots because I got the same

>>10721556
:( not like this

Yeah upper intermediate here too

>>10721568
yeah but i was the first
eat shit

>>10721556
>>10721528
>>10721510
>>10721498
Same. This seems to be a test for very young children

>>10721510
Same
>>10721556
"They sleep" made me laugh

>>10721573
>/lit/

Found a mistake in the pre-intermediate section, they left out a comma in one of my questinons...

>>10721577
Oh?

>>10721570
Say that to my face fucker not online

>>10721582
you ant of a git
you look a bit
like a little bitch
fists and fits
pounding while you sit.

upper intermediate

>>10721440

>>10721574
Real shit?

I got "Upper Advanced". Is that good? What's the highest you can get?

>>10721638
I got elite, not sure tho

I'm freaking out over some of these early beginner questions because there are other answers that could fit even though they aren't obvious.

>>10721638
Idk thats what i got to

>>10721667
these kind of trick questions in the SAT are literally what decides if u will live a life of wealth and pleasure or utter poverty aka whether u get into an ivy, western civilization has become very sick

>>10721677
multiple choice tests were a mistake

all testing should be oral examinations conducted by qualified experts followed by an interview. it's the only way to weed out the plebs

>>10721667
Only one of them was genuinely questionable. Everything else has an answer that's clearly better than the rest

g-guys is it 'looks' or 'is looking'

I got upper intermediate, English is not my first language tho

>>10721651
>>10721638
I got "Ascended Master of the Golden Quill, 4th Degree"

>>10721686
That's the highest score you can get, don't worry
This test is made to find prodigy 7 year olds

>>10721681
Agreed

>>10721682
"Better than the rest" is a horrible way to test though.

>>10721638
Same
>>10721651
>>10721688

>>10721688
You will receive a phone call in three days time. There will be no one on the other line. Clearly recite the following words: "What is illumined from within can never be dark from without". Afterwards sacrifice a chicken under an oak tree and hang it's corpse from one the branches. Within a fortnight you will be contacted by one of our Illumined Brethren for further testing. Good luck, initiate.

>>10721440
why am i laughing so much at some of these options

>>10721701
this isnt how initiates are chosen at all you brumble butt

>>10721651
>>10721638
the screen just went white and read "to the perfect of mind, the angels of Christ shall deliver His fruits" and I got an email from Oxford asking if I'd be the chief editor for 2020's Dictionary of English Grammar. glitch? should I take the test again?

I got "Patrician"

>>10721696
>"Better than the rest" is a horrible way to test though.
>it's horrible to test subtler judgment skills

>>10721724
>he doesn't know about the secret scores
>he isn't an Ascended Master of the Golden Quill, 4th Degree

>>10721440
They told my I'm to be given 4 countries to rule starting next week, called me the divine light give?

I got upper intermediate and it stopped. Does that I failed at something?

>>10721682

Which question was that? I thought all of them were obvious.

>>10721440
I went through this fucking test 5 times because I got "upper intermediate" every time and couldn't believe I was that retarded, my shame was ineffable.
Then saw this on the front page
>
You will be asked to complete a range of vocabulary and grammar-based questions that have been graded from Starter to Upper Intermediate level.

Guess I can't read after all, OP you're a clown

>>10721844
>I made a sandwich for I was hungry/because I was hungry
>sports/sporting magazine
>I was waiting/I had been waiting here for hours!

>>10721878
>he didn't perform well enough to unlock the hidden levels

>>10721878
>he doesn't know about NG+

>>10721880
>because i was hungry
>sports magazine
>i waited here for hours

>>10721556
Lmao this is literally nigger tier

>I made a sandwich because I was hungry.
Shouldn't there be a comma?

>>10721890
But all of those options work perfectly well both grammatically and contextually

>>10721910
not in burgerland

>>10721909
No.

>>10721932
>I made a sandwich because, I was hungry.

>>10721918
it's universally known that "for" can be used as a synonym for "because"

>>10721939
>I made a, sandwich because I was hungry.

>>10721939

No. I don't know how you could even think that sounds right.

>>10721932
So, I've been doing subordinating conjunctions wrong all thus time.

>>10721638
got same thing

>all these people getting the upper intermediate secret tier
hmm, there will be a lot of new members this year

tfw

>>10722191
me too fren let's kill each other

what didn't y'all pick for the moocow question? (Number 136)

Upper Intermediate is the highest you can get.

>>10721440
How do I prove my're literacy level?

Anyone else get this?

>>10722280
laughed out loud

>>10722280
>I need more time
>Flag as unarmed

>>10721448
What kind of shitty Greek is that? Whatever it's trying to say, it's not saying it well.

>>10721910
well, "i had been waiting" implies that they AREN'T waiting any longer, whereas "i have been waiting" means they were still actively waiting at the time of the late person's arrival.

>>10722364
I misremembered it, it was i was waiting/i have been waiting

>>10721909
Indeed, after 'I'. One should pause after each utterance of the personal pronoun if one has any shred of self respect and intents to command said respect from others. It's what Roman emperors did ("I, Claudius").

>>10721939
>I, made a sandwich because I, was hungry.
See >>10722408

When I got to "house" in this question, I immediately thought "Run's house!"

>>10722418
Fuck off dude...

>>10721950
>No. I don't, know how you could even think that sounds right.

>>10722280
Thank you for the hearty kek, anon.

>OCE challenger
get fucked

Wardane be cry

>>10721440
Is there a level above this one? It seems to say it only goes up to Upper Intermediate...which seems pretty easy so I am assuming there must be an advanced+ level.

>>10722524
>>10722280

>>10722524
your reading level is:brainlet

>>10722526
Thank god I am too stupid.

wtf is a "kwisatz haderach"

>>10721448
>>10721509

>>10722545
Something from Dune. Learn to search you idiot.

>>10722575
are you retarded or merely pretending?

Is this test designed for children or something?

>>10722591
People who take these kinds of tests including iq tests are autists and children anon

>>10721498
>>10721510
>>10721556
>>etc
You took a test to find out your reading level and failed to understand the very first page? I really hope I'm the idiot failing to recognise your humour.

>>10722280
I woke my girlfriend up laughing at this

>>10722418
So you scored starter level right?

>>10721440
you're*
oh wait u diddit roight