/lit/ - Literature

>>10709830
sounds like you have anxiety about reading

I have an urge to read Mathematical proofs whilst high. I believe it would be quite enjoyable.

one thread was enough, and that's the problem with you kids: you overdo it just to feel part of something

you need to fuck off

>>10709853
It isn't.

>>10709830
>based capybara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMB66cjkArM

>>10709853
Dude

>>10709861
>>10709831
it is for me anon, don't listen to him

>>10709863
Why are they so based

>puts tea to steep
>took a ice cold shower in the meanwhile
>put warm clothes, throw in some honey and lemon on tea

now I can get to aristotle

>load gun
>put noose around neck
>swallow entire bottle of painkillers
>drop toaster in bathtub

Now we can read.

>>10709871
They chew on da coca maine

I see you are afraid of the clear-seeing eye. It can be pretty frightening when you don’t have distractions or easy dopamine outlets. You see that people are merely trying tp distract themselves, to keep the inevitable boredom at bay with your social media’s and your drugs.

Someone write about adhd millennials going through a information/ digital detox.

>>10709830
>Capybara tips for reading:
>1. eat half the book
>2. shit on the rest

>>10709830
this is typical, my friend drinks 3-5 beers, a glass of whatever hard A, 10-15 dabs, a few joints, pops a bar and then smokes spliffs and ciggs while he games on a nightly basis, i assume most higher iq males who had friends in highschool do drugs nightly

>>10709871
Fuck them. Always setting off my cage traps.

>>10710371
>eating the book before you shit on it
This is why capybaras will never make it

off the bar off the bar ay
swerve the car swerve the car skrrt

>>10710495
rock the cas bah
rock the cas bah

ur a nerd

what the fuck , why am i

>>10709861
i enjoy it

>>10709853
I once thought that trying to do higher order math while tripping on acid would allow me to make amazing breakthroughs. I didn't make any progress (especially since I was just an undergrad taking complex analysis at the time) but it was a lot of fun. I will say that, if you don't like math normally, I doubt it will make it much more enjoyable.

>smoke weed for six hours
>check every thread on all of the good boards on 4chan
>repeat
>repeat
>do the same on reddit
>check every news website (Reuters, New York Times)
>make 40 threads and bookmark all of them to check for replies in the morning
>smoke more
>play my guitar a bit

now we can read

>>10709830
> took edibles
> cooked spaghetti
> wrote a short story

Now we can sleep.

>do drugs
>prepare to read
>cant focus
>go on internet
>listen to music
>pass out
>repeat everynight for six years

This nigga has to dope himself up before he can get reading. I might give Hegel a go on Ibogaine.

>do bench
>do pullups
>do lat pulldowns
>do wrist curls
>do pushups
now we can read

>>10710884
дг

>>10710713
>do the same on reddit

>>10711759
damn what a shitty routine

>>10711908
>he has a routine
pussy

>>10709830
>sit on the toilet with my laptop on a stool playing the Netflix penguins documentary or Penguins of Madagascar
>open NHL 2011 for my iPad
>playing as the team The Penguins
>wearing my penguin t-shirt (it's like a tuxedo t-shirt but a penguin's body instead and my head where the penguin's head should be)
>i am almost in full penguin
>play a full 60 minute game of NHL 2011 on my iPad while sitting on my toilet even if i'm done shitting
>Legs are 100% numb by the end of the first 20-min period
>now I cannot feel my body from the waist down, all I can feel is my torse covered by my penguin t-shirt
>i am officially full penguin at this point. i am no longer human.
>after the 60+ minute game I am in a deep trance. I wipe up and stand up, usually gripping the side towel rack. feeling the blood flow back into my legs and reality setting in
>feel more human than ever before, mind is clear. more so than any form of proper meditation

No we can read.

>>10711953
kek'd

>>10711953
I no longer regret clicking on this thread. Thanks penguinbro!

>>10711953
> penguin posting
> not using a Linux operating system

>take off shirt
>smoke meth
>turn all the lights on
>listen to Les Joyaux De La Princesse

now we can read

>>10709856
>sees this thread
>sees this post

Now I can go to bed

>>10711953
Bretty gud

>be me at age 18 in 2011
>smoke weed for the first time
>start reading existential fiction like gogol, celine, kafa, pkd
>drop acid at 20
>start reading Yogananda, ram dass, Guenon, rosicrucean teachings
>cocaine by 22
>unironically start reading pinker, Dawkins, Penrose, Dennett
>discover /lit/ at 24
>Plato, Hegel, kant, Heidegger
>now I can read