/lit/ - Literature

I would wife her in a second. Autism and schizophrenia are incredibly sexy in chicks, especially if they're smart underneath.

>>10502884
>gay
Definitely.

>>10502916
why the fuck are all the best girls fags nowadays? It's like some social thing where not being a basic bitch = lesbo. fuck this gay earth.

Tell her to lay off the thesaurus. Her writing isn't good no matter what purpose it's serving, it just reads like a clunky and awkward attempt at mimicking Deleuzian writing

>>10502937
Since the esteemed author has allowed their writing to take a turn for the dry and dull, they gallantly attempt to overcompensate for the lack of stimulation by indulging in elaborate turns of phrase.

>>10502884
shes unironically smarter and more well-read than 99% of this board

but girls only read murakami, r-right?

>>10502922
Being gay is patrician

>>10502884
If this were a man, you lot would be shitting all over the way she just pukes up words. She's obviously smart, no doubt about that, but there's no reason to take top-75% words and turn them into bottom-25% ones.

>>10502993
>shes unironically smarter and more well-read than 99% of this board

I don't have a very high opinion of the average /lit/ user but this is just downright false.

Wow that's bad. Bet she loves some pseud cock though

be gone, thots are not literature

>>10502884
I think I have her in my Facebook friendlist

>>10502993
I know this is bait but imagine an anon posting like this, that would trigger me. But like any defect it's actually kind of endearing when it's found in a cute girl

>twf no qt pseud gf to pretend to understand Deleuze with

>>10502916
She has a boyfriend lol. I've talked with this girl before

>>10503130
>takes the dick
Sounds gay to me.

>>10502937
>>10503124
It's not deleuzian, she's obsessed with Joyce. She's even wearing a Bloomsday shirt in that pic.

>>10503154
That's just bad writing

>>10503164
it's bad writing because she literally just picks words out of a thesaurus. it's why the sentences end up sounding so disjointed and awkward.

>>10503164
Yeah it's excruciatingly turgid and tumescent

>>10503201
Lol it reads like the writing of the stormtard on here who constantly talks about the JQ

>>10502884
Yeah no

>>10503209
Stop posting Carli, I thought I had forgotten. To you all it's easy I suppose, to be able to just brush off an ecounter with beauty, and not just beauty, but the Beautiful- full capital driven home with all it's ineffable force, and some remnant stays lodged in me i would have you know what longing still affects me it is something awful awful awful it is all i can think about in its painful consumption i will lay down and feel like drowning okay and yes i don't usually cry but it wasn't a sob just delicate and pure effusion of our greatest emotion you would NOT understand what it is like to be racked by romantic sensibility trapped in this cruel vicisstude i find no pleasure in art or labor it all pales when faced with that radiance and no it has nothing to do with me being a virgin it is due to my aesthetic intuitions and aristocratic soul

>>10502937
It’s like you haven’t even read Deleuze. Deleuze was a great writer

>>10503201
>My Exigency
She’s the perfect example of the 1st year college student who discovers their mac’s thesaurus is easily accessible

>>10502922
I'm lesbian cause guys are the worst.

I follow her on rateyourmusic, she seems cool.

>>10502937
>implying Deleuze isn't clunky and awkward

>>10503237
>basic but couldn't stop thinking about her
>mfw she left because of /lit/

>>10503237
>>10503511
>>10503209
reminder to watch this show

Hi. I have a question directed at the people who make these kinds of threads constantly: Why do you keep this up, why is it that every time I want to browse this board- & it's my favorite board, why do you litter this place with these threads? Why? Why?

>>10503531
They're men who love girls who they would like to become if it were possible and at the same time love to feel miserable for not being those girls.

>>10503579
That is very odd and quite specific anon, would you like to talk?

>>10503315
this is potentially the best post on /lit/ in the past 72 hours

not sure what she's on about, but i like the pictures on her website.

>>10503201
jesus christ

>>10503201
Is this troling? Because that what it seems to be.

How fun would it be to talk to her in person when she is unequipped and completely out pseud her

>>10503623
*unzips duck*

>>10503611
This is the way autism manifests in women, no joke.

>>10503623

—Hey what do you think about this shit?

—Wait a sec, anon, I suddenly have to go to the bathroom, I think blood is dripping from the cut between my legs

—No, you don't, bitch! Respond now and using those hard to think words unless you're autistic, I will suck all that blood you say you're having drained, so don't worry.

>>10503630
Awww I wanna be friends with her now she is ehhhs'cute weird and into lit
I'd love to watch her walk nervously I'm sure she does

>>10503639
kek shut the fuck up anon