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>Start with the Sumerians
>Initialise with the Indians
>Advance to the Akkadians
>Bask in the Babylonians
>Engage with the Egyptians
>Gorge on the Greeks
>Proceed to the Persians
>Rev it with the Romans
>Seize the Sardinians
>Continue with the Christians
>Be gone to the Byzantines
>Accumulate the Arabs
>K'mon with the Khans
>Fiddle with the French
>Germinate with the Germanics
>Rush through the Russians
>Belge from the Belgians
>Archive with the Americans
>Finialise with the Finno-Ugrics
>Nonce with the Nazis
>Finish with the Anglos

>> No.10477693

>>10477687
>No Commence with the Chinese

>> No.10477699

>K'mon with the Khans
Did they write anything aside from Secret History of the Mongols?

>> No.10477733

>>10477687
>Assimilate the Arabs
>Read the Romans
Alternatively
>Resume with the Romans
>Breathe in the Byzantines
>File the French
>Go on with the Germans
>Push through to the Prussians
>Avoid the Anglos

>> No.10477754

>not marinating with the Mesopotamians
>not embracing the Ethiopians

you'll never make it

>> No.10477834

Associate with the Antarticians

>> No.10477839

>>10477834
At The Mountains of Madness is where everyone should start

>> No.10477844

>Mingle with the Mayans
>Tango with the Tibets
>Peruse the Peruvs
>Skip the South Americans
>Cancel The Canadians
>Wash in the Welsh
>Amputate the Australians
>Join with the Japs
>Nibble on the Nigerians
>Bungle with the Bangledeshians
>Share a Coke with the Cubans

>> No.10477879

>>10477844
>Wash in the Welsh
Welp with the Welsh

>> No.10478267

>Navigate the Nicceans
>Commune with the Cathars
>Tremble with the Templars
>Analyze the Annunaki
>Extrapolate from the Eskimos
>Internalize the Italians
>Dabble in the Danish
>Succ the Swiss
>Say Sorry to the Swedes

>> No.10478553
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10478553

>HE DIDN'T PENETRATE THE PALEOLITHIC

>> No.10478707

>>10478553
>not hybridizing with the Homo erectus

>> No.10479178

I don’t really get the matching letters thing when ”start with the Greeks” doesn’t do it.

>> No.10479198

>>10479178
>>10477387
Are you one and the same nonce perchance?

>> No.10479227

>>10479198
No, actually.

>> No.10479833

>>10479178
Gravitasly Grapple Goodly with the Greeks

>> No.10480342
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10480342

>>10477687
Why do you make these threads?
Who the fuck cares about the way you try to fit everything into boxes?
You are going to die, stop being afraid of Chaos.