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10439959 No.10439959 [Reply] [Original]

French literature is better than any other language.

>> No.10439963

>>10439959
my ex had that issue

>> No.10439965

>>10439959
*tfw too microscopic to properly tit fuck*

>> No.10439968

>>10439959
French=Russian>British>American

Come to think of it that ranking is basically how it is for everything on earth.

>> No.10439981

>>10439968
so outside of philosophy
is there any reason to learn german over french?

>> No.10439985

>>10439981
No, other than wanting to associate myself with a past I had nothing to do with.

>> No.10439996

>>10439968
>Russian lit
How to spot the pseud, is there a bigger meme?

>> No.10440010

>>10439959
who is this tit rig?

>> No.10440020

German is better

>> No.10440066
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10440066

>>10439959
>My subjective taste is objective
>>10439996
bad bait desu

>> No.10440070

>>10440066
I'm serious you have about a century of literature that adresses the exact same themes in the exact same setting

>> No.10440080

>>10440070
I'm not Russian and you've not read much Russian lit.

>> No.10440124

>>10439981
Better profesional prospects

>> No.10440130

>>10439968
>British
Poetry isn't enough anon

>> No.10440156

>>10440070
Please, tell us how Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenyev, Lermontov, Leskov, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Chekhov, Bely, Gorky, Mayakovsky, Zamyatin, Bunin, Bulgakov, and Solzhenitsyn are all going over "exact same themes in the exact same setting".
Stop talking about Subjects that you know nothing about, you ignorant boob.

>> No.10440169

>>10440156
Jokes on you I know exactly what I'm talking about butthurt Scythian. Russian lit is derivative bullshit peddled to impressionable Americans who fetishize suffering

>> No.10440209

>>10440169
>Reads Dostoyevsky once
You're illiterate opinion is not worth taking seriously. Do yourself a favour and read some of the above listed authors.

>> No.10440212

>>10440209
I have a feeling you are the unfamiliar with that list

>> No.10440216

>>10439959
Who is this saggie Maggie?

>> No.10440233

>>10440212
I have a feeling that you can't handle someone telling you that you're wrong on the internet. Would you like me to recommend you some lit by those authors, because I'd love to?

>> No.10440262

>>10439959
are her tatas uneven?

>> No.10440891

>muh materialistic bullshit is better than yours

It's always about sex, violence, or le poor poor people. 'Artistic merit' goes to the ones with the floweriest language

>> No.10440902

>>10440156
Idk why but i just can't get into the Russian stuff. I'd much rather read Emerson or George Eliot or DH Lawrence.

>> No.10440903

>>10439959
Montaigne did write some great shit

>> No.10440924

>>10439959

Hard to say. The only thing that is the definite truth is :

English lit/French lit/German lit/Russian lit are the top tier literature and everything else is below.

t. french guy

>> No.10440930

>>10440262
Nah they are just saggy and one tit is sitting higher in the bra.

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10440964

>>10439968
More like Turkish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>French=Russian>British>American

>> No.10440967
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10440967

>>10439968
More like Turkish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>French=Russian>British>American

>> No.10440970

>>10440924
>German lit
German phil you mean

>> No.10440973

>>10440967
Bait aside thank god I wasn't born into a nearly useless Uralic/Turkic language

>> No.10440976

>>10440973
>implying Turkish literature isn't god-tier, with titles such as...

>> No.10440978

>>10440967
I am willing to concede this you, Magnificent Turk.

>> No.10441044

>>10440902
That's totally fine. You're allowed to have your own preferences.
Though, If you've never tried it before, I do recommend that you look into some modern Russian writers like Bely, Gorky or Bulgakov. Just because you don't like Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky (Both of which I think are great. Dostoyevsky is my favorite writer) doesn't mean you don't like Russian lit. Russians were writing things before 1864 and they kept writing things after 1881.

>> No.10441062

>>10439959
Who is this chesticle festival
Who is this titfuck potluck
Who is this mammarily askew honey-boo

>> No.10441065

>>10440930
>wearing bra
>can clearly see nipple outlines in shirt

It's just her tits sitting unevenly in her shirt because she doesn't have a bra keeping them leveled.

>> No.10441068

>>10439959
this is a woman with a 5/10 face, saggy bovine growth hormone tits, and is refusing to wear a bra with a t-shirt one size too small for her midsection draped over it.

>> No.10441096

>>10441068
What did you expect from Chicago

>> No.10441269

>>10441068
a ripe breeding sow is what she is. do not deny it.

>> No.10441290

>>10440216
>>10440010
>>10441062
Google Image search brought her up on the first page. How come no one does that? She has a large collection too.

>> No.10441291

>>10440124
Debatable. I'm teaching French in a College in the US right now, and while our department is slowly losing students over to the Spanish dpt, the German dpt is on the verge of dying.

>> No.10441295

>>10441096
I have to say, after having visited Chicago once, I am unsure about taking a PhD in Northwestern because of this.
>tfw the tinder scene in Chicago feels like France's countryside

>> No.10441644

Why are you all forgetting Dutch literature?

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10441655

why belgian sluts so hot?

>> No.10441664
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10441664

>> No.10441691
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10441691

>blocks your path

>> No.10441696

>>10441295
>implying tinder girls aren't all whores

>> No.10441774

>>10440156
>putting Solzhenitsyn i. e. meme Cold War propaganda on the same league than the best of Russsian writers

Fuck Americans.

>> No.10442128

>>10441774
t. Lenin

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10442137

>>10441290
We like to ask questions, answers are for cucks.

>> No.10442451

>>10441295
As someone who was unfortunate enough to be born in Chicago, avoid this place like the plague. One of the worst cities in America.

>> No.10442498

>>10440970
Such a meme. The German language has some incredible literature.

>> No.10442504
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10442504

Watch out for that broad

>> No.10442626

>>10439959
Shame paris isn't French anymore then

>> No.10442683

>>10439959
There are some good pics/clips of this cumshot kumquat taking facials, blowing guys etc.

>> No.10442718

>>10441644
It's completely irrelevant.Weed and prostitutes are the only good things from netherlands.

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>>10442504
brb checking the mirror to see if I have it

>> No.10442911

>>10441691
this desu

>> No.10442926

>>10442683

/lit/ is the go-to board for the best variations of the jizz jezebel archetype

>> No.10443020

>>10442504
I don't get it?

>> No.10443038

>>10442718
Yeah but weed and prostitutes are better than literature.

>> No.10443040

>>10443020
Google sanpaku/three whites.

>> No.10443090

>>10440976
The Koran?

>> No.10443448
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>>10441295
>like France's countryside
explain this metaphor to a brainlet pls

>> No.10443476

>>10441774
wait so is Cancer Ward bad? i read the first page and got annoyed with his prose

>> No.10443631

>>10439981
wagner

>> No.10443783

>>10441696
It still gives a good picture of what is around
>>10442451
ty anon

>>10443448
Not a metaphor, I meant it quite literally: it feels like the countryside. Not dressed properly, overdone make up, dull description and, overall, a sad feeling of being second rate.
>tfw I'm the reason people hate on Parisians even though IRL I always manage to blend in with the pleb

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10443899

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MNFBIFHYsk

>> No.10443976

>>10442718
Did I speak of the Netherlads? I meant Belgium

>> No.10444003

>>10443476
plz respond

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>>10443976
Lol even more irrelevant, you childhood traumatized, scrotum-less, roided, cow farmer animal from Limburg.