/lit/ - Literature

>>10290347
Humor should be illegal if you don't understand humor

>>10290347
We need these people to keep publishing going (since he buys the paperback AND hardback of one book)
Deus benedicat!

>>10290347
gulag

Seeing this makes me imagine how subtlety charismatic and masculine I could seem relative to this guy

Jesus christ I think this actually gave me a disease, and i didn't even make it all the way through. He's right about stickers though, booksellers need to fuck off with putting stickers on books.

So this is the power of the Protestant ethic... woah...

>>10290447
Order online, pleb, it saves money. No stickers neither.

>>10290459
Unfortunately, ordering online doesn't guarantee you get a stickerless book. It's certainly less common but it still happens from time to time.

>>10290461
I don't think I've ever had a sticker from BookDepository or AbeBooks.

>>10290464
I don't think I've ever had a sticker from something on BD. I've had a few from sellers on AbeBooks though, and occasionally I've had stickers on stuff from Amazon.

>>10290376
A lot of people don't have a good sense of humour. Being loud+something sexual=super funnyXDDD

One of those soyboys

>>10290347

>>10290347
What the fuck does this exist

>>10290533
mouth open

SO RELATABLE
SO RELATABLE
THIS IS SO RELATABLE

>>10290347
Linked:
"Getting emotional over a Disney character".
His mug is either with a pun or HP themed.

>>10290461
Yeah this, I ordered fucking point omega by don delillo and it came with the FATTEST sticker on the front

he's so funny lmao lol xddd

>>10290347
Here are a few suggestions:

>Do not make booktuber threads
>hide and, if necessary, report booktuber threads
>do not link to their youtube channels

>>10290523
this is the gay form of humor
if you find it funny, you're probably gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkyiDmqk70

>>10290804
>nostalgia critic-tier intro
>anime theme song during intro
>playing dress-ups for some reason????

>>10290804
I don't get it. What makes people this way?

>>10290804

>>10290804
why

>>10290804
This video gave me aspergers

>>10290819
>>10290835
>>10290837
>>10290859
>>10290886
it was okay you dont need to be fucking rude jesus

>>10290903

>>10290347
>I DON'T NEED THIS BOOK BUT AT THE SAME TIME AYYYE REEALLY NEED THIS BOOK!
XD SO RELATABLE!

>>10290804
Linkara: booktuber edition

>>10290804
>mfw the soy kicks in

>>10290933
kek

>>10290804
>Moby Dick

>>10290804
Holy...

>>10290804
it gets worse as you watch it. he later says that he never even read it

>>10290804
Is this dude gay or just aspergers?

>>10290347
step 1: start a youtube channel
step 2: follow what others have done and criticize yourself relentlessly on anonymous forums for traffic
step 3: release a video addressing your own criticisms
step 4: take down video
step 5: email a buzzfeed editor saying you were bullied to take down a video, hope your email stand out among the 9000 emails saying they too were bullied
step 6: patreon account
step 7: post more of your content on 4chan, trying new ways to say "how do we stop this person?!"
step 8: youtube doesn't know if comments or views are negative or not
step 9: hope you get one viral shot so you too an be a loser that defines his life by being relevant enough on youtube to maybe get invited places to work for free as a promoter
kill yourself youtube fag

>>10290347
sounds like his hymen is fully intact

>>10290804
god i hate americans

We could form a group to harass them.

>always bullying girls
>but never these retards
what the hell fags

>>10293608
Bullying shy girls is just more fun

>>10290804
just

>>10293608
It's because they're cute and we like them but feel resentful about it, repressed juvenile schoolyard stuff

W**** People...

>>10293537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw7bXk4guWE

>buying books in the year 2017
>not just downloading epubs onto your phone

>>10290804
>"Couldn't you have done without the theatrics?"

>>10294380
this man has come a long way

>>10294395
>reading on your phone and not an e-ink reader

>>10291742
Both

>>10294548
>muh e-ink
Dude I'm shitposting 8+ hours a day on my phone, I can handle a book

>>10290347
Why don't these people find some cool knick knacks to collect or something? It's obvious that they barely read and their "interest" in books only comes from their infantile urge to buy things.

>>10290804
i literally, actually killed myself less than 25 seconds into the video

>>10294620
but omg books are so pretty :)

>>10294380
>>10290804
Is there a personality profile that makes people turn out like this?

>>10293608
>telling cliff to kill himself is sound advice not bullying
i'm on board with this, bro, but how do we make cliff get it?

>>10295409
yes but I'm not going to tell you about it

>>10290804
> volume on low
> "AGH!!"
> audio is peaking and my ears feel a stabbing pain

Fuck's sake

>>10291760
step 1: be indian, russian or whatever the fuck dude
step 2: torrent flash or use some public domain animation shit
step 3: crudely drawn elsa sucking spider man's syringe full of piss while a minion peppa pig masturbates to donald duck
step 3.5: upload it as ELSA SPIDERMAN PADDINGTON 2 TRAILER EXTENDED FINGER FAMILY PUPPET SONG HITLER HENTAI BABY DRIVER FULL MOVIE 24/7 HARRY POTTER CONVERTS TO ISLAM
step 4: youtube kids algorithm bullshit yadda yadda literally sit on 30 million views in a single day because parents are lazy these days and allow their tablets and phones to parent their kids and kids are retarded enough that anything requiring a form of effort is no longer appreciated
step 9: prob kill self if youtube revenue dies down or if it keeps going then live like post malone with 50 cars idk

>>10290347
i guess Cliff isn't that bad after all...

I like the cute girls.

>>10296401
my nigga

>>10296332
>Rick Roderick only 2nd best

nonono

How can he have time to read all those books if he spends all his time making shit videos

And why do all these youtubers read only ya fiction

>>10290804
Soy
Beer
Dairy

Please for the love of fuck, /lit/ a kid these things.

Eat red meat, with onions, and lift weights, there you won’t be a faggot like him.

>>10290347
Ignore him

>>10290347
He's clearly a stereotypical obnoxious faggot

>>10294283
Will she ever return?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh9B5UJbbRg

>>10296838
More like memory phallus, ha, what a fag.

>>10296838

He's a fag but he's not wrong. The memory palace is legit which is why its been used for thousands of years. I don't know why it isn't taught to every kid.

r/
Carlie claire video archive

>>10296401
thats an unfortunate vein is she angry

>>10295409
An increased propensity for purchasing and consuming large quantities of soy

>>10290780
What did you think of Point Omega anon? I read it and I'm still on the fence whether I liked it or not.

>>10290464
I've had plenty, m8

>>10290464
Literally every book from abebooks has a sticker from whatever place sold them. Half mine have shit from the library they came from glued to the cover.

Go the Katie route and freak them out, and if that doesn't work then they're a keeper.

>>10297910
I loved it, but it brings back bad memories of personal shit that happened while I was reading it, so I kind of view it with distaste in hindsight

>>10290444
thanks for lol

>>10296599
don't you have a happy meal you should be eating now

>>10296838
how can a man read moby dick and still be such a pussy. when i read Melville i decided i wanted to be an adventurer and see the hard, terrible and beautiful things the world has to offer

>>10297341
Doesn't exist despite what troll-anons say. There is an onti one though.

>>10296599
How does beer feminize?

>>10290405
this, but ironically

>>10296599
how are onions associated with masculinity?
I'm a real onion head, but it feels like you just threw them in for nothing.

>>10299909
Beer increases estrogen, specifically heavily-hopped IPA's.
>>10300137
Onions increase testosterone slightly

>>10299909
Alcohol feminizes.

>>10290347
>that tfw when sapiosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAhASb9zJk

>>10290447
>>10290461
>>10290464
>>10290469
a little gasoline will get the sticker and glue off it

>>10290804
>Not posting the gay Furry review playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0ZX2ypor4&list=PLUA3VR8bXLKNI18ByGswTt3KJFxPEoVTm

>>10300149
>never specifies which gender it is he wants to date
hmmm

>>10290347

Who cares? These retards do nothing but stay in their young adult bubble. Let them stay there and rot.

>>10290347
>>10290804
>>10294380
>>10300149
>>10300156
so this is the power of soy

>>10296599
this new obsession with food containing trace amounts of estrogen is possibly the nadir of /pol/

>>10290347
Why do so many of you fuckers get so worked up over booktubers? I don't give a rat's ass about them myself, but I wouldn't go so far as to make a thread about them. Why are you all so insecure?

>>10300891
why are you so worked up by these posts? Are you insecure? Are these rat asses belong to you?

What an absolute faggot
I don't want to read books anymore

>>10298673
for $3 with shipping I can't even bring myself to bitch

>>10296599
Or just don't be a pussy and eat what you want

>>10299422
You wanted to do all of that and you are still posting on /lit/ and whining about people who read books and share opinions on YouTube.

>how can a man read moby dick and still be such a pussy.
You know the answer, fag.

>>10301069
Yes and no, certain foods can affect your cognitive abilities and emotions. Like if all you eat is junk food, you are literally a moron

>>10290347
>I'm such an introvert lmao!
>attention whores in the most beta and passive ways ever, lmao please notice my books

Why do normies have no concept of what introversion is?

>>10300255
>being this obsessed with someone's sexuality

>>10296599

I'm allergic to soy. And legumes. Where is your toxic masculinity god now? I am the epitome of manliness. I could punch your heart out of your chest.

>>10301460
No, you have no concept of what introversion is. Introversion describes the phenomenon of feeling exhausted and drained after prolonged social interaction, and feeling refreshed after spending time alone. This is not related to attention-whoring or desiring attention.

>>10301669
>I am the epitome of manliness. I could punch your heart out of your chest.
Yeah but a salad could kill you.

>>10302302
I think you misinterpreted his post.

>>10290347
is he considered an actor in america?

>>10302310

And a white domestic terrorist could kill any of the Americans.

A salad couldn't kill me. I don't go into shock or anything from eating stuff I just break out in hives.

>>10290455
Well meme'd my child

Occasionally you find a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TxRsMgrM7I

>>10302923
>he finally uploaded after a year

I hate this asshole.

>>10302985
Lol he just finished a masters thesis on Georges Bataille. Totally understandable that he has zero drive to do anything anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQr7dYko7k4

>>10290347
something tells me this guy drinks a lot of soy

>>10290347
What the fuck you could pass me off as a butch lesbian and I still am more manly than that guy

>>10290804
It became unbearable the moment anime intro music started playing

>>10302769
>breaking out in hives
>masculine

>>10301050
Not complaining, I get my books from them almost exclusively.

>>10306654
>>10300149
>>10296838
>>10290804
>>10290347
>at least im not anthony burch
>Anthony burch: at least I dont review books on youtube

>>10300149
he's right about number 9 tho
i lent a book to my now ex girlfriend once and she dropped it in the fucking bath

>>10307372
u guys are the worst human bean ever
i love you

>>10307372
Stop posting this boring as fuck and cringey shit. No one cares you've all committed borderline sexual harassment anonymously.

>>10308317
fuck off

>>10296838
hahaha dude lmao GAY books ar gay

>>10290804
I lost it at the weeb anime intro

>>10300891
I always see it as people getting annoyed that there isn't a booktuber worth following whereas vidya has MatthewMatosis or Joseph Anderson and film has Lessons From The Screenplay or Every Frame A Painting. There's no literature channel worth following and it's depressing.

>>10294283
Who's the cutie on the right?

>>10308462
>Joseph Anderson

my man

>>10308526
I wish there were more worthwhile channels who would make 3-4 hour long videos examining every minute aspect of a video game (but not limited to vidya) as well as Joseph. I don't always agree with him but he's intelligent enough to articulate why he holds his views.

>>10300861
It comes from /fit/

>>10300156
What the actual fuck is this,America is truly a land without God.

>>10290347
Disgusting faggot or numale. It's hard to tell anymore.

>>10293608
>he doesn't want to bully shy girls

>>10290464
Stop being hateful towards gays

>8 thousand upvotes
>80 downvotes

>>10300156
>most of the video is silence
>the end of the video goes silent
this guy can't even review a gay furry novel right

Why do gays always feel compelled to share their deviancy? They're like vegans, they need everyone around them to know that they wanna suck cock.

>>10309668
Just like you feel compelled to let everyone know that you get triggered by two cultures you probably barely interact with?

>>10309677

What does it mean to be triggered by something?

>>10306654
> mfw his hands

>>10309668
YOURE SO INTOLERANT
Jk it's annoying as fuuck

>>10300156
Was it necessary to even say he's gay? We could tell.

>>10300156
>the average fan of the beatles

>>10309668
>They're like vegans
Do you get angry someone tells you they have an allergy? I know plenty of people who are vegan, and they never try to bring it up with people, but are forced to when they eat out. That's the only time I can think of when someone would do this.

>>10310092

No I don't get angry when people tell me they have an allergy and I don't know why you thought I would be interested in your opinion on vegans because that wasn't even the point of my post. I'm talking about how gays feel the need to tell everyone about their sexual proclivities and I made a joking reference to the stereotype about how vegans will always tell you that they're vegan. Good for you for knowing people that don't do that, I guess. Should I be proud of you or something? I don't know what you want from me.

>>10310209
I think it's because they are subconsciously ashamed of their homosexuality and that manifests as them being very open about it to prove to themselves that they are at peace with it. It is annoying but at the same time I know a gay man that I had known for years and never would have guessed that he was gay. Very masculine, very normal.

>>10310209
>I'm talking about how gays feel the need to tell everyone about their sexual proclivities
Got a statistic on that?

>>10310240
Anon, don't be retarded. Do you think it's a coincidence that so many gay men talk in a high pitched sassy voice?

>>10310209
>I don't know what you want from me.
For you to stop being such an insufferable faggot who makes shit up. You've made two of the most sweeping generalisations I've ever heard about people.
>Should I be proud of you or something?
Why do you sound like an annoying faggot yourself? Go suck a dick, you don't know how to talk on the internet.

>>10310245
I think you've been watching too many Hollywood movies.

>>10310240

Why would anyone ever have statistics on such a thing?

>>10310248

You're right, I don't know how to talk on the internet but I would like to learn. Should I get really angry and repeatedly call you a faggot? Is that how things work?

>>10310281
I wasn't aware I was speaking with a cynical, witty gentleman.... *backs away slowly*

>>10310286

I certainly am witty so I'll give you that but what makes you think I'm cynical?

>>10310293
The man behind this post.

>>10310384

Good one

>>10310405
Time for me to hop off to my Tardis! Guten tag! [aside] That's German for "good day," I am a rather cultured gentleman, I daresay.

>>10308462
>every frame a painting
that guys a pseud and a phony and only reviews/discusses imdb-tier shit

>>10290347
helicopter rides

>>10300156
huh

>>10299909
gives you bitch tits and a beer gut drink whiskey like a real man

>>10310466
>womsloth
Kek. These people are just trying to be kids again, why do they make it sexual?

I haven't been to /lit/ in a hot minute, but why are people shitting on Cliff? He's pretentious as all hell but I don't think he's stupid or an asshole or anything. Miles ahead of these YA "booktubers".

I also like the bookchemist

>>10310610
It's probably just because Cliff is an easy target.

>>10290804
High-IQ Chris-Chan.

>>10296332
true

>>10310610
>why are people shitting on Cliff?
>He's pretentious as all hell

>>10310610
he's the goblin youtuber bloodline king. we convince his continental soldier self to finally throw that noose we've been talking about over his shoulder instead of book and all other vapid shills spawned from him will slowly follow. we're doing god's work. he's an abomination.

>>10290447
I peel the stickers off before bringing the book to the till. If it leaves glue, I put the book back on the shelf and buy it somewhere else.

>>10300156

>>10291740
>he later says that he never even read it
Holy shit I thought you were just kidding

>>10290347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOZLWZ89H18
\meirl

>>10311106
of course he is. everyone on youtube obv. cares more about youtube than their primary hobby, and cares more about attention also

youtube, nearly universally, is terrible for this very reason

>>10310255
>Implying the gay lisp isn’t real
Anon...

jesus stop dragging this thread up from the grave