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10185651 No.10185651 [Reply] [Original]

Do you guys write poetry on demand? Please write a poem about my girlfriend. She's so beautiful and unique. She's Asian and has very small tits. Her face is not really flat. She's a Korean American. We live in LA. That's my first time using this website.

>> No.10185673

I beautiful woman once came to me,
and with her beautiful voice she sang:
"Hello, Anon, my name is Sue."
All I heard was: "CHING CHONG CHANG"

>> No.10185678

pay me and maybe. yeah that's actually my business, writing love letters etc

>> No.10185682

Respect your hand,
And when mine comes to grab,
Fray in the core to reel it back.

>> No.10185691

What is America?
It is a patchwork of small tightly-knit communities, all across the country.

What is America?
It is the imperialist tin toy, the twin beasts of hedonism and consumerism.

What is America?
It is Coca-Cola and Superman, Apple Pie and Apple Products.

What is America?
It is a fascistic nightmare, a temple for heretics that worship false idols like guns and skin color.

What is America?
It is comfort.

What is America?
It is an embarrassment.

What is America?
It is redemption.

What is America?
It is us.

>> No.10185712

>>10185691
not diggin your double edged sword shit

only positive is is total access to digital information

>> No.10185722

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

>> No.10185890

I live in LA, and I'd rather be dead-
big tits and hot faces deduce a girls worth
I'm gay so I settle for Asians instead
although they may perish during childbirth

>> No.10185910

>>10185722
Quite good for an original but sonnets arent that popular nowadays for a reason you know

>> No.10185918

>>10185910
>original

>> No.10186035

>>10185691
this is embarassingly bad.

>> No.10186105

>>10185918
Well the OP asked for originals so...

Alright tough guy, without googling where's it from?

>> No.10186112

>>10185673
this... is profound

>> No.10186190

there once was a man from LA
seing /lit/, he entered the fray
"a poem" he said, "to take her to bed"
the faggot doesn't know traps are gay

>> No.10186206

the garlic rocket with the larks porn,
and until the monitor his band make attert,
Verschlug scents, the broom flowering from your hips.
the stalk the hair in the hexen-ei the testicles
obsessed by swallow Wurz and Mrs shoe,
at the hem of the fire, where with red lips
to light with a firm grip and sharp turns
is able to dazzle your rulers
blow in the glut of ash fuzz umflattert
prunken white in the office of the eagle boys
made from fresh sources of supply your born

>> No.10186231

My dear Korean princess,
L.A's brightest slanted eyes
Shines and hides your empty mind,
Your yellow skin so soft to touch,
Lovely tits, though isn't much,
I love you as the flattest:
Just please, please, always throw that ass back.

With roses and love,
-Your retarded boyfriend,
(You should leave him alone)

>> No.10186238
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10186238

>>10186105

>> No.10186248

Easier to be pretentious than to discuss I suppose

>> No.10186249

>>10185651
she's so
beautiful and
unique
she's asian and
has very
small tits
her face is
not really
flat
she's a korean
american
we live in la

-rupi kaur

>> No.10186258

Sushi woman
or whatever she's from
Smells like fish
oh wait he didn't say that
Has the face of an ocopus
no nose you know
No tits either
As you can see she is very
beautiful and unique
Marry me

>> No.10186267

>>10185651
How fitting that we
Live in this, the city of Angels,
My brightest star.

Would that I could
Spend my days
Gazing unendingly into
Your not-quite-moonlike face.

Your willowy form delights my eyes
your tit-less chest is no surprise
For you are Korean-American.

>> No.10186272

>>10185890
quietly brilliant

>> No.10186273

>>10186105
pls tell me this was bait

>> No.10186287

The last stanza had me in tears

>> No.10186386
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10186386

>Her face is not really flat.
What does it mean?

>> No.10186419

>>10185651
My love is asian her tits are small
Her face, not flat
My love is Korean and American
My love and I live in LA
My love and I are cunts

>> No.10186420

slitty eyed girl
with your minuscule bosom
and pointy face
do you eat
cats
and
dogs?

>> No.10186673

>>10185651
KIll youself you stupid LARPing whore

>> No.10186697

>>10185651
>An American man takes what he can
and sows his seeds where we can plant them
>So when I say you're promised land
>It's destiny, we're bound to happen
>For I could bomb the farthest place
>and launch deep strikes from Pyongyang to Raqqa
>But you're my only manifest destiny
>let's get together and make Prawn Cracker


(author's note: last line is to be pronounced in an exaggerated Chinese/Asian accent. For example:
Retsu getu togrether and makeUH Prawn Crwaka)

>> No.10186997

think about the hapa babies you're going to make that will either go mow down a bunch of chads and staceys or grow up to be eloi, and then write the poem yourself

>> No.10187952

>>10186231
put me in a trance when she throw it back

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10187958

My korean gf is the cutest

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10187963

>>10185651
Fuck your betavirginpoetry. She is poetry in motion

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10187970

It hurts not to have a pure korean qt who is top tier

Even my own race hates me and all I can get are trailer trash girls

>> No.10187975
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10187975

What do lads? She is too good to be true

>> No.10187978
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10187978

She talks to me about poetry all the time

>> No.10187979
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10187979

She already has a bf tho ..

>> No.10187980
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10187980

Guess I’ll just write about her since she’s busy being fawned over by better tier men ...