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i just went out to the food store and on the way back i was walking down the road and i slipped on some wet gravel (it's been raining all day today, it only just stopped)
i made a noise like hnnhchchcchhnn and fell on my hands and knees
the things i bought all fell out of the bag and slid around the road. i had to pick them all up and they were wet from the road.
i grazed my elbow a little bit but otherwise i was unhurt. i had a quick shower when i got home because my hands and legs were dirty. i dried off my stuff and put it away while i was still naked after the shower. fortunately nothing was damaged.
nobody saw any of this. the road was deserted and nobody saw me fall or pick my stuff up or walk home with my dirty knees. nobody else is at home at the moment. if anyone had seen me i would probably have been quite embarrassed.
anyway now you know.