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>>11917680
I have an enormous penis. I do not say this to brag, much less to make you feel bad about your penis, which is almost certainly smaller than mine. Truth be told I do not much enjoy having such a long and thick cock anymore, though at one time it gave me and many women a great deal of pleasure. If you will only give me a moment I will try to explain.

The first thing you must understand is that I do not have an above average penis or even a large penis. I have a truly massive penis, a gigantic skewering dick more than a foot long. Growing up I believed this to be the normal state of the world. I believed at that time that all men were endowed with footlong fuck sticks. But this happy ignorance was not to last, and one day I discovered from a trusted friend that his penis was a mere seven and a half inches. I pitied him, I confess it, though now I wish I had his cock and not my own.

I had a woman when I was young, a beautiful and buxom creature whose lips were more luscious than any I have yet encountered. She had gorgeous breasts and a tremendous ass, and her skin was soft and quite warm. We pleasured one another frequently, she with her inviting mouth and tempting holes and I with my enormous penis. We were happy. Would that I could be so happy again, or that I could forget that happiness, since it now forever unattainable.

It was my custom in those days to walk hand in hand with my woman, reveling in our mutual love and lust. Not infrequently we would sneak off during those walks to some private place to fuck, and not infrequently I would think myself the luckiest man alive. But one day it was fated to end, the day we happened to run into a friend of hers, a dark haired woman whose beauty was strange and yet no less than my own dear lover's. She had an aura of fecundity, and I was enthralled. By some terrible turn of events my lover left us alone, and the moments clawed their way through my heart until I could not stand my own lust. She began to lick her lip, and with deep brown eyes begged me to fuck her as she needed it. She needed me, she said, because she had heard how huge and pleasurable my penis was.

I obliged. Oh dear God! I obliged, and what a difference it has made. Yes, a few minutes of ecstasy, but now my woman is gone forever, and the dark haired beauty could not handle my massive throbbing cock and has sought refuge in the arms of another. I have found many beautiful women of every kind, but none can handle my enormous penis. I am doomed, I fear, for the sake of that infidelity, condemned to an eternity of large-penised loneliness, isolation from both the eager fuckable sluts and the more delicate, adorable girls I see each day. Pray you do not end up as I have.

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How do I do it? How do I resist lust and stop fapping constantly? I want time and energy to read, to write, to interact with human beings, to do anything but this but I can't. How do I do it? Is there a book that will help me develop willpower?

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Where do I learn Arabic? Busuu isn't bad but it's definitely designed to be a side dish and I'm hungering for the *ahem* main course you get me?

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It's Friday night, /lit/, why aren't you doing something or at least reading?

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>>11162207
After London- Jefferies

>>11162217
A short story of decay

>>11162263
The sound of waves
Or How to travel with a salmon

>>11162269
Last letters of Jacopo Ortis

>>11162276
Maybe Evola

The doctrine of Awakening
The Yoga of Power


>>11162324
Collected Novellas of Arno Schmidt

>>11162327
The last man

>>11162328
Confessions of Rosseau

Regarding my picture, I would like something with a father and a son spending time together .

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>tfw I won't ever become a literature professor because I'm too afraid of unemployment to apply to PhD programs

Do I have a chance? I know the job market isn't good, but how bad is it? Am I just unlikely to get a tenure track position or is it impossible?

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>>10996567
>it was extremely anime

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>>10797728
Ι μεαν, υ διδν'τ Ηανε το ποστ τΗατ γαΥ σΗιτ υ kνοω. Ιτ ωασ αβσολυτελΥ υννεkεσσαργ ανδ υ οβνιουσλΥ δον'τ ρεαδ σΗιτ σο ωΗΥ σΗουλδ Ι βοτΗερ ωιτΗ γινινγ υ α σεριους ανσωερ ?

ΤΗατ σαιδ υ kαν φυkk οφφ εχιστενkε ιφ υ πλεασε.

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The catcher in the Rye
Siddharta
As I lay dying
The death of Ivan Ilyich
The Trial

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Is "The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath" by Lovecraft worth the time?
It's quite long for what it is, and I don't want to make the error I did with The Case of Charles Dexter Ward..

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18
Just got into lit.
I mostly browse here, /m/ and sometimes /jp/

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