/lit/ - Literature

>HWÆT!

women are for having fun, fucking and rearing children

What's a woman to do with ideas, politics, art? It's just a feminist hype today ('women are as intellectual as men') and women are status monkeys so they all act like they're literate because the other women are doing it as well, it's just signalling in-group compliance and social status. Who cares what she reads.

But please act as if you care.

Here is my work of short literature.

The doors of the courtroom slowly opened, as if someone weak struggled to move the heavy mahogany slabs.
"Do you people not care about the draft in here? Someone could come down with an illness or pneumonia or even worse, then you'd have a lawsuit on your hands for liability." I heard, as I sat at the defense's table of the courtroom.
"The prosecution probably just shit their pants" I thought. That was Seth Smoitzenhour-Davidbergsteinowitzkowski, the best damn attorney in this city that money could buy.

Seth looked over at the state of New York's sordid array of attorneys and legal-aids.
"Well kid, looks like this one might not be as easy of a win as we thought" he chortled nasily.
"Its Ezra Abrahamsonmann, the new hot shot attorney for the state, and hes out to prove himself on this case. Its murder after all."

I looked up at him from my chair. Today was the day I had to pull out all the stops. There can be no aces left up my sleeves, and oh baby do I have a trump card I had been saving for this very money.
"Seth, I'll make it very worth your while". I grabbed the small booklet from my jacket breast pocket and laid it on the table.

"Is that...."
"It is. A coupon book that will get you 50% off any restaurant in little Italy. Only people in good with my family even know about it".
"My friend. Today you will walk free. I'm sure about that."

>>17326449
You can try deluding yourself or coping. Otherwise you can't.
Humans are by and large scum. The scummiest rat bastards are usually the ones who pretend to be good. The closest you can ever get is finding a very select few people that are tolerable, but in my experience even they will disappoint and leave you worse off than before. I have only met one person who did not do this, and i was separated from him by forces outside of my control anyway.
That being said at least you can always take solace in your racist internet pals, they never fail.

There once was a man from nantucket.
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.
He said with a grin.
As he wiped of his chin.
"If my ear was a cunt i would fuck it".

>>17255601
I did the same thing with leaves. I ate a bunch of leaves from a tree to see if i could live in the wilderness by my own. I came to the conclusion that if the leaves left me full i would leave my home and become my own free man. I then instantly threw up.

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Fuck I meant these digits:
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>>17031571
Hey

>>16454906
*snaps*
Great show

>>15712663
any more catchphrases you want to throw out? Because it looks like it is official. /lit/ is a right wing board.

>>15694407
Thanks fren, this shit sucks but it’s nice to hear from people here.

You already are anon. Its a fact that all apu posters are the next step of human evolution.

>>15379269
i liked the burning isle and rage of dragons. I'm something of a lowbrowchad though so if you only like fantasy that calls itself magical realism or some shit than you probably wont enjoy them.

>>15156078
I'm gonna have 24 rules for life and you niggas gonna have 0.

Get fucked.

Do you read in the morning? Reading For Whom the Bell Tolls, here B-)

By chance I recently came across a dreamy Italian psychologist and academic reviewing books on YouTube. I'm not gonna link him, this is just the frame I'm coming from.

He ranted about loving (certain) books, i.e. he positively talked about this act of mode of interacting with a work.

Is loving some books a part of the "lit life" and life style? Do you experience that? What's your relationship with books. Do you like a book beyond the consumption.
And we don't have to pin this down to the physical thing that is the book. Do you love the (meta-physical) form in which the story comes to you - beyond your Relation of as consumed entity?

We still doing this? I propose sometime this Saturday, or Sunday afternoon. I'm thinking of either @ VPL main branch on the roof or the Starbucks in the Chapters/Indigo at Broadway and Granville.
BTW the Telegram/Bellingham anon didn't turn on the reply function in the chat.

>>14448608
Having coffee and smokes with my two buddies, listen to music and maybe watch a movie. It's gonna be chill.

>wake up at 4:59am so I can catch the CBC morning program
>have some (strong) coffee and maybe a smoke
>listen to the first few hours of the Early Edition while screwing around online and then read for a while
>have a lengthy shower and another cup of coffee, listen to some uppity rock music to get hyped for the potential of the day ahead of me
>have another smoke and then start work at 9:00am or 10:00am

>>14403470
Paradise Lost. I’m on Book VI.

One of the best things I’ve ever read. I can’t wait to read more. Abdiel is one of the most Chad characters ever written.

You do read in the morning, don't you?

Every morning. I like to start the day with some devotional reading, the Westminster shorter catechism, and reading from the Psalms.

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>>13936364
>tfw currently reading Gravity’s Rainbow
Last time I made it to page 300 before I quit