/lit/ - Literature

>>11671383
when they mis-spell it "diety"

how can god be on a diet? he's omni-fucking-present.

>>9452665
aren't the last two mutually exclusive, or did the last item actually want the second last to exist?

it would be either the Book of Susan or the Book of Hairdryer.

https://books.google.com.au/books?id=GqCXdIpMyi0C&pg=PA733&lpg=PA733&dq=worldzhong&source=bl&ots=sxcNQLcols&sig=KERtOvzR24VHxHB2kE2TMadJoL4&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi-wcbaxtTSAhUCvbwKHVElB3w4ChDoAQgwMAc#v=onepage&q=worldzhong&f=false

>>9230473
i got bogged down in Judges. jesus christ it just went on and on and on. i understand that establishing the line of male descent was important to a people who were nominally a matriarchy, but JEEZ LOUISE. it was like reading the fucking telephone book, except MORE BORING.

and THIS is the word of God?

>>7346925
>the bible

poorly written, inconsistent, strewn with pointless archaic terms, long stretches where nothing happens but lists of who fathered who... the first half obviously written by a different team than the second half - which loses all of the blood and thunder warfare that made the first half popular in exchange for patronising morality plays, ending in a bizarre and obviously drug-inspired end-of-the-world scenario.

2/10, would not watch a tv miniseries based on

>>7211840
>Hopefully us Catholics will be the majority soon.

if you keep impregnating your wives at that rate, you just might. "Vagina.. it's not a CLOWN CAR."

>>7211835
>you'd realise how wrong you are about God. He is real and it's a beautiful thing.

you've never had colorectal cancer, have you? i hope you do, and soon. it will help you understand god's beauty.

>>2943053
>>2943056
>The four horsemen

Pfft. One down, three to go.

priests, around the time they compiled all of the tribes' books into the official Old Testament, looking at the stories they had and thinking "this YHVH is kind of one-dimensional. we need some depth here." so they include a story written by someone fucked up on desert cactus. all this does is give people fuel for theodicy arguments.

If Jesus came back and said, "I'm Jesus," nobody would believe him. They would lock him up in a mad house.

I'm an atheist, but still, if you accept that memes are real, in the sense that ideas and mental constructs are real because they were created by a conscious arising from a physical structure, and have a measurable impact on people's behavior, then you have to accept that god exists.

I guess, the main point is, does /lit/ agree that ideas are real?

>>1582212
Hello.

HE'S FINE. MOVE ALONG NOW please.