/lit/ - Literature

>>20712190
>be me
>see this nice young thing in a skirt trying to pick me up
>ok.png
>she comes around the desk around 5pm when her shift ends
>suplex her straight into the floor, exposing her panties to all the homeless people in the building
>say I'm here to enhance my prose, not pick up bitches
>leave with a copy of Artemis Fowl the Opal Deception under my jacket, setting off the alarm
>go sprinting down the street
>mfw

>>20151607
Pretty much

Hey, uh, Mr. /wg/... Hate to do this to you man, but I can't write tonight. I have to study sports movies so I can write an effective parody.