/lit/ - Literature

I was listening to an audiobook of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, and the voice for Marullus was a girl with a cute voice, and I got an erection when she said
>thou knave, thou naughty knave

>>21980150
Not sure what it would give me that I don't already have.
I use a free, open-source outline editor called TreeLine to organize my ideas. It's capable of a lot more than I use it for.
I write my prose in a text editor, in Markdown format.
I then use pandoc to convert it to a LibreOffice document, suitable for making e-books or paperbacks.
I save all my fiction using the git version-control system, which works really well with text (i.e. Markdown).
If someone can explain what Scrivener can do that the above can't, I'm all ears.

>>21590585
ahem

After careful analysis of Julius Caesar and Much Ado About Nothing, I have come to the conclusion that Shakespeare was either a Jew or a Noahide

>>20420909
Why was he so good, bros? He came from a pretty middle class family and lived a basic life but he produced some of the best writing in the English language. How??

Wait are you the guy that I told about Pound's poor opinion of Milton in the Shakespeare thread? You were seething so much that you thought it worthwhile to make a thread? Just lol. I'm flattered really.

>>20136914
I'm in the same boat, anon. I'm going on date number 4 this Saturday and it's all I'm going to be thinking about this week. On a similar note does anyone have any fun date ideas? We've done drinks, dinner, and a movie already. It's cold as shit where I live right now so outdoor stuff is probably off the table until spring.

I use Floccinaucinihilipilification in real life

>>19242339
why did Shakespeare include Juliet's age but not Romeo's?

Aside from the obvious, have there been any other authors that have come out of /lit/?

How did Shakespeare do it?

It seems my superiority has led to some controversy.

why was the bard so based, bros?

Was Brutus wrong for aiding in the assassination of Caesar?
>inb4 yes

Why was Don John such an asshole? I get he's a bastard and all, but shit man.

What is the esoteric meaning within William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing?
>inb4 there is none

Where my based Stratfordians at?

>>18622646
do you sit around reading screenplays all day? no, you watch the full movie version like a normal person. so do the same with Bill's plays!

>>17900547
I have literally no opinions on politics, polskabro

Giordano Bruno doesn't seem to be discussed much on here

I was amazed to discover the other day that in the United States of America, we still allow women to vote.
Fucking Incredible. Can you believe that? A creature as delicate and enticing as a woman allowed to make decisions?
For me, a woman has only one decision: FRONT OR BACK.

Politics, like hunting, like showering, is for MEN. Women take baths and think about puppies, and love. My women
NEVER vote. This is why I only go for SEA women.

Is it impossible to surpass Shakespeare?

>>17121423
>>17121487
seethe

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.