/lit/ - Literature

>live in predominantly black area of the country (Baltimore County)
>check out local library
>dozens of books like these in the promoted literature shelves and carts
What are some of the most unintentionally funny books you've ever found?

>This gets published and you don't
how does this make you feel, /lit/?

Thoughts on this masterpiece?

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>This gets published and you don't
How does that make you feel?