/lit/ - Literature

That morning i woke up, dressed up, and stood in front of the mirror. I noticed that i had a HOLE in my chest, but didn't paid attention to it.
I got onto a TRAIN and drove to the OFFICE to do my job. On the way to my room, i met that CUTE CHICK i always liked, but i was too much of a PUSSY to start a conversation.
By lunch time, i noticed the HOLE swallowed half of my body, but NOBODY NOTICED. I eat ALONE and KEPT WORKING. [...] And here i was, completely INVISIBLE. that moment i realized that i didn't turned invisible today.
I'VE BEEN INVISIBLE MY WHOLE LIFE


After reading a couple of his works i thought he was trying hard to be deep, but the more you read, the more you discover he's a monodimensional proto-white collar with existential issues.

I'm reading Plato right now and he is way worse than i expected. I'm used to medieval and pre-industrial revolution thinkers, and the way he does argumentation feels weak as fuck.

Strawman: Hey man, i don't think we should go into the rapebeast cave
Plato: A cave is like a vagina, right? - Yea - And Penis goes into vagina right? - Yea
Plato: And if you don't like to stick penis into vagina you are a faggot right?
Strawman: Yeah, i can't refuse that.
Plato: So if you don't get into the rapebeast cave you're a faggot

Now Strawman gets raped to death by the rapebeast

Angry Dude: Oh my fucking Zeus, you killed that lad, a moron would know not to go into the rapebeast cave
Plato: I know i don't know shit, and now you do as well. But knowledge is like a vagina, am i right?