/lit/ - Literature

Hello, /lit/. It's Mark Kozelek here. OP's situation touched me deeply, so I took it upon myself to write a song from his perspective, a day in the life, so to speak.

*tremolo finger picked suspended chords in open d minor tuning

It was a warm saturday morning when I awoke lonely and horny
I reached under my bed to grab my Macbook I've recorded so many songs on (so many songs)
And I marked the time that passed since when I walked into that Best Buy just off the I80
So many lonely hours in the warm glow of my make believe friend
But I had something else on my mind this morning
I opened an incognito tab
I reached in to my boxer shorts and pulled out my dick
The porn site had curated its recommended section based off my taste
And my heart burst from my chest when I saw those lovely, lovely words
Big black cock, that's what I want
Big black cock, that's what I want
Big black cock, that's what I want
Big black cock, that's what I want
Oh man, it's so wide, how will it ever fit?
I guess these questions we ask ourselves as we begin to age.
Now I rarely seen any blacks growing up
There was one family who lived down the cul-de-sac
They were pretty well off and I guess they were nice
I guess the northern ones are pretty hardy (pretty hardy)
They escaped up her and had to survive
And I'm sure jerking off to big blacks is just as bad
But I can't help but flip when I begin to see this action
I've seen some big ones in my day, you can bet
Like when I met that guy from bad brains on tour one evening
His bulge was big and it made me shy
I guess I've never been a well-endowed guy
Yes, it's true I'm insecure about my size
But so are you and are a billion other guys
But sometimes I dream that my dick is as big as this BBC
And that's when I can get pitchfork to finally respect me
I'd swing it around and just shake it from time to time
Big black cock, that's what I want
oh Big black cock, that's what I want
Big black cock, that's what I want
Big black cock, that's what I want