[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

Search:


View post   

>> No.20264072 [View]
File: 265 KB, 684x700, stannis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
20264072

>>20263949
>not the firstborn for less than a year
>shorter than his brother
>no charisma whatsoever
>no physical strength worth mentioning
>sullen and lame so nobody likes him
>"I'm the rightful king! Why does everyone prefer my faggoty brother or a little incest baby to me? Respect my autoritah!"
>born in a royal family but wife is ugly as fuck and almost barren
>only child is an ugly daughter
>meanwhile his brother sired bastards left and right
>even the bastards are stronger and more charismatic than him
>brother respects him so little that he violated his bridal bed by banging some prime noble jailbait and impregnating her too
>doesn't even apologize for figuratively cucking him, instead gives Stannis' birthright to the faggoty little brother
>doesn't even realize that by adopting the banner of a foreign cult he's alienating his lords
>"Nooo why won't anyone do what I say? Melisandre help me! Burn someone!"
>tries to storm King's Landing
>fails
>only one to help the Night's Watch
>Jon Snow still denies his requests
>moans like a little bitch but can't do anything about it
>bald
Yeah, so based...

Navigation
View posts[+24][+48][+96]