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>>17433892
>mfw anon has a muscle sister

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>>17434075
I had it the absolute WORST in grade 12. I started hanging out with this girl who I knew from a few of my classes sometime in early November 2016. She was half-native, had giant DD tits, and had a short-ish haircut that was dyed a kind of faded light purple. Looking back at her now she kind of looked like the Enbie meme but not completely white. I was an ubersperg and spent all of my breaks at school reading or playing OSRS in the library. She and a pair of her friends started coming to my table and hanging out for some reason. Eventually we all began to hang out a bit more. Sometimes it would be the four of us, other times it would just be her and I. We'd walk to restaurants near the school to eat or get coffee, sometimes we'd skip the last class of the day and drive somewhere. I didn't have a car (or even a driver's licences) so her and I always went places in the big silver jeep she drove. It was kind of an inversion of gendered expectations but she'd drive me home from school and shit all the time. At some point in mid/late December (before Christmas break had stated) she texted me and asked if I wanted to go to a movie with her. I didn't really want to go but I didn't want to be rude so I agreed. I still remember the movie; it was Star Wars Rogue One. Basically I was unsure of what I should be doing/not sure of what kind of dynamic we had going on so I didn't want to "make any moves" on her or anything at the theatre. She started leaning on my shoulder half way through, which kind of gave me the indication that maybe she liked me more than just as a pal for going to the movies with. After that she began to come over to my house most days after school and we'd basically sit in my basement and watch netflix. The first night she came over she ended up staying super late (like 5:00 AM) and decided she was too tired to drive home. I, being autistic, had a cot laid out for her and told her she could sleep there. After she was in bed she asked me to "caterpillar her" (like spoon her I guess) but I refused because my dad had woken up for work by then and I didn't want to get in trouble. She stayed the night then and we drove to school the next morning. She kept coming over and nothing happened AT ALL until one night (maybe the 3rd or 4th time she came over) when she laid her head on my lap in the middle of whatever we were watching. I took this as the clearest possible sign that she liked me and I ASKED (yes, I fucking ASKED her) if I could kiss her. Obviously she said yes (she was probably getting pretty tired of my tism) and we kissed for the first time that night. The next night she was waaaayyy more aggressive. I was in my room (in the basement) playing crusader kings when she came over and the first thing she did was close my door and jump on my bed. We talked for a little bit (I don't remember what about) and she asked me to cuddle with her.

My blogpost is getting long so I gotta break it up.
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>>17422092
so sorry friendlers I've made an awful toff up. In this (>>17421922) post I intended to reply to this (>>17421856) young man wit the seemingly Asian girlfriend. So to the young WMAF lad looking for an ereader full of stolen goods for pop-pop who posted this (>>17421856): I wanted you to see this (>>17418053), this (>>17422036), this (>>17422075), and, admittedly, this (>>17421960). Terribly sorry Mr (>>17422092), I have indeed made a dingus of myself in this thread. Thank you and sorry again :)

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>>17355902
>mfw only read three

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>>16840717
>This Year in Books!!!!!
>Trannies!

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>>16776916
>Scream when she slams the table because it was really loud and I was not expecting it
>Grab the bottle of white vinegar, spin it around a few times, and down it in 2.03 seconds
>Do a 360 and walk away

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>>16756325
Is she aware of /lit/?

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