/lit/ - Literature

>>18547952
you all just a babby
>arguing with anon
>get btfo
>reset IP and pretend im someone else and shit all over myself
>btfo myself
>people call me based
>mfw i never lose

>>13785449
>tfw to smart to care about the leader of the free world being a fucking orangutan

>>12828730
I lugged my copy onto several airlines and read it during my trip to Montreal.
>mfw trying to explain the Quebec-Nationalist aspect of Infinite Jest to a Parisian bunkmate in a shitty hostel in the Gay Village using broken French

>Anon, you have been very interesting company throughout university. As you have gained your English Literature degree and I have gained my Physics, Mathematics, Philosophy, Fine Art quadruple major in two years, we have had many interesting discussions that lasted in to the early hours of the night. But I must give you one last brutal truth before we depart.

>I have noticed that the female students have not looked too kindly upon you. You have not had casual sex once. I must make it clear to you that, within any environment, women will only copulate with the top 20 % of men. Of course, Tinder has increased the size of the female environment.

>Imagine if you lived in a small 20 by 20 feet apartment, comfortably furnished. Imagine you went to bed on your first night there and you received a phone call from the landlord. "By the way, Anon, 30 rats live in that apartment. I forgot to tell you. Good night." Imagine the terror you would feel. That is how a woman feels when confronted with a bottom 80 % male. Now I must go, my friend.

>*Strips naked, smears pig's blood all over his body, paddles a canoe out towards the Pacific Ocean*

>>12650094
All I can say is my impression is that trannies are easier to get than woman. So you'll probably get laid before me..... or if you already have? How was tranny booty?

>>12650130
As every obnoxious writer says "Ehm, these characters are all part of me". But I would say just the therapist (who is not a molester!) and the weird kid is part of me. The other semi-major characters are based of people I have met or know.

>>10382344
>he reads a philosophy book, misunderstands it, and makes a huge fool of himself in front of his class.

>>10333792
you said it comrade
what a gratifying feeling

>>10286237
If all X & Y are Z then there are no X or Y

>buying books
>not going to the bookstore, quickly skimming through all their books at the speed of sound, then teleporting back home and writing a novel inspired by everything you just read

>>10243882
>I got a meme for that...
We are truly a blessed generation, the dialectic has assumed a greater form
>tfw the coprophagia accelerates

>>10120846
he's the nethaniel hawthorne of his day, desu

It's pretty sad to see /lit/ fall for bait this hard

>>9719128
>tfw smart enough to post someone else's argument.

It seems like that is a quite big problem today in readers and I would really want to stop having it.

>>9644645
I see now