/lit/ - Literature

>>16459300
>t. butthurt that he didn't get it
It's okay, it looks like only one or two people did

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>>13616319
nous étions jeunes et insouciants

>Gentlemen, in this time of great need, I have returned. It's time to finally address the John Green problem. The floor is open for suggestions.

What do?

>serious discussion about strawberry rape being offensive
Are normalfags here for nanowrimo or something?

In the top 10 you have two by the same author, a single work from outside the anglosphere, and an absolutely shitty novel that's discussed for its proposed society in spite of its writing.

I'm starting up a micropress (handmade chapbooks in small runs of around 50), and while I have plenty of planned translations of underappreciated works, I'd like to line up a few original works before I start promoting it and such. Naturally, you lot are the first to ask. If you are interested, and have-- or want to propose and then write-- a project of some sort under 5,000 words, be it microfictions, poetry, a short fiction, an essay, whatever the fuck, send it along to lotsofhorseporn@gmail.com.

I'm not stealing things; if I like what you've got and we agree to a plan for a run of it, you'll get the miserably small dividends and however many personal copies of it you want. It's a small and meaningless publishing credit from a hobby press, but it's not vanity, quality is important.

I'm not posting the site at the moment in order to not advertise or be accused of wanting pageviews or other such nonsense. Any questions will be answered in thread or through the email.

Do any of you know of a program that will let me edit epubs/mobis? I want to upload some classics and rarer books I bought on amazon as torrent files, but replace the occasional word with cock.

>>2682833
Hey Schwuchteln,

Mein Name ist David und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch fetten, behinderten Leuten ohne RL, die sich dn ganzen Tag nur dumme Bilder angucken. Mal ehrlich, hat überhaupt jemals einer von euch ´ne Muschi abbekommen? Ich meine, wahrscheinlich macht es euch Spaß, euch über andere Menschen lustig zu machen um eure eigene innere Unsicherheit zu verdecken, aber ihr bringt das auf ein völlig neues Level. Das ist sogar schlimmer als sich auf die Bilder auf Facebook einen runterzuholen.

Versucht ruhig, mich fertigzumachen. Ich bin ziemlich perfekt. Ich war Captain im Football Team und starter in meinem Basketball Team. Welchen anderen Sport ausser "zu nackten gezeichneten Charakteren von Fire Emblem wichsen" spielt ihr? Ich bekomme ausserdem überall glatte Einsen und habe eine scharfe Freundin (sie hat mir grade einen geblasen, Scheisse war SO Bargeld). Ihr seid alle Schwuchteln die sich einfach umbringen sollten. Danke für´s zuhören.

Bild Themenverwandt: Das bin ich mit meiner Schlampe

Hi /lit/, can you recommend any:
-Feminist literature
-Literature void of the typical male chauvinism found in most books
-Any literature written with the equality of women in mind