/lit/ - Literature

Which version of the bible is the best middle ground between accurate and enjoyable to read?

>>11696955
>>11696952
>>11696715

>>10832311
>girl
>she
>her
>her penis

>>10737949
but anon, I am here. you don't need to wear my armor Patroclus. I am the only thing that is important, and you share in my experience. You're the cream in my coffee anon. I love you, and I have a plan for you. As I do for everyone.

>>10430287
Don't get too hung up on trying to classify the unclassifiable, OP. The One being permanently hidden behind a cloud would be a nice metaphor, unless some idiot fanserviced that it could talk. The One is beyond knowing or unknowing because: >>10430984 and /thread

>>10330372
>I mean everyone from the Americans to the Vatican wanted in on the war

mfw The Federal Reserve Act established a central banking system in 1913, only a few months before WW1, and doomed the US government to going to war for profit for the next hundred years. Smedley Butler saw it all.

You can't.

>Intro to Lit class textbook teaches feminst, Marxist, African American, and Gay critical """""theories""""""
>Death of the Author is defended and upheld in the first five pages
>Can't say anything about it because my class is 95% women

Fucking kill me