/lit/ - Literature

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Hi /lit/, I was born in a third world country and have only been learning English PROPERLY for like a year and a half. Would you mind rating my English skill? I wrote this in some random board when I was bored.

It's cold outside. the neighbors are shouting...He thinks they're killing each other. Next-door's baby is crying. What a great time for the internet. "Actually, every time is a great time for browsing the net" - He thought. A skinny nerd is facing the monitor. The 4-eyed f*cker wears a black fedora. On his shirt is a GTA logo. Hanging on his wall is a giant GRAND THEFT AUTO V poster next to a Homer Simpsons-shaped map... He is a f*cking loser for sure. He uses his useless fingers that he also uses to jerk off to child porn and post random sh*t on 4chan (just so you know, he does those things on daily basis)...and types into Firefox: "gtaforums.com". Grabbing the Razer mouse, he goes into the PC section, gigging for no f*cking reason and then clicks on the latest post of the topic called "GTA V and Steam". The topic gathers a bunch of losers, just like him, who are desperate for news of the PC version of a f*cking video game of some random company called "Rockstar Games". He has been doing this for over 4 months. Still no news. He sighs...before posting a bait in the thread and leaving. 2 hours passed. The nerd accidentally fell asleep watching Boogie2988 smashing Xbox 360 that he's watched a million times. On his other tab is /r/pcmasterrace. Suddenly, his mom walks in. He wakes up, still mumbling about how he desperately wants a classy, charming girlfriend. "What do you want for dinner?" - His mother asks. "Anything mom" - He replies and then smiles, followed by his mom's. He didn't mean any of it. After his mom closed the door, he lies on his bed and starts crying...He's asking God for a sign. He JUST WANTS A SIGN. Beyond and above, God is laughing. The nerd's taken 20 Advil. He dies a happy life....Or so they said.

Hi /lit/. I was born in a third world country and have only been learning English PROPERLY for like a year and a half. Would you mind rating my English skill? I wrote this in some random board when I was bored.

It's cold outside. the neighbors are shouting...He thinks they're killing each other. Next-door's baby is crying. What a great time for the internet. "Actually, every time is a great time for browsing the net" - He thought. A skinny nerd is facing the monitor. The 4-eyed f*cker wears a black fedora. On his shirt is a GTA logo. Hanging on his wall is a giant GRAND THEFT AUTO V poster next to a Homer Simpsons-shaped map... He is a f*cking loser for sure. He uses his useless fingers that he also uses to jerk off to child porn and post random sh*t on 4chan (just so you know, he does those things on daily basis)...and types into Firefox: "gtaforums.com". Grabbing the Razer mouse, he goes into the PC section, gigging for no f*cking reason and then clicks on the latest post of the topic called "GTA V and Steam". The topic gathers a bunch of losers, just like him, who are desperate for news of the PC version of a f*cking video game of some random company called "Rockstar Games". He has been doing this for over 4 months. Still no news. He sighs...before posting a bait in the thread and leaving. 2 hours passed. The nerd accidentally fell asleep watching Boogie2988 smashing Xbox 360 that he's watched a million times. On his other tab is /r/pcmasterrace. Suddenly, his mom walks in. He wakes up, still mumbling about how he desperately wants a classy, charming girlfriend. "What do you want for dinner?" - His mother asks. "Anything mom" - He replies and then smiles, followed by his mom's. He didn't mean any of it. After his mom closed the door, he lies on his bed and starts crying...He's asking God for a sign. He JUST WANTS A SIGN. Beyond and above, God is laughing. The nerd's taken 20 Advil. He dies a happy life....Or so they said.

>Getting paid to tell sniveling marxist liberal arts students that they're boring idiots and that they should kill themselves instead of bothering him

Truly, this man is living the dream.