/lit/ - Literature

>Starvin' Yarvin straggles in from the mean streets of New Haven with unexplained bruises

>OMG Curtis are you OK?! What happened to your leather jacket?

>There are three kinds of blacks in America today - feral, traditional, assimilated. Traditional black people are the nicest people in the world and have the coolest churches. Unfortunately they're all over 50 and have high blood pressure. Assimilated black people are just like white people except for the little box they check when they want to get into Harvard. (Samuel R. Delany's memoir, The Motion of Light in Water, is among other things a wonderful evocation of the old "Jack and Jill" black upper class.) Feral black people need to be rounded up, flex-cuffed, laser de-tattooed, sent to boot camp for three months, and placed in the unconditional custody of traditional black people, who will know exactly what to do with them.

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Well well well, looks like someone discovered Markov chain generators

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>be moldbug
>can't even unlock the secrets of reincarnation

https://youtu.be/8SS5_FnPqns

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Curtis' philosophy undergoes a subtle shift after getting his bus pass stolen in the black neighborhood

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>I never had any of these quaint serendipities happen, romantic or platonic. It is my hypothesis that living in urban areas or around people makes people believe in God more because of these chance occurrences which people ascribe to destiny. Meeting people, getting jobs, having opportunities present themselves are merely a matter of being at the right place and right time. All my romantic overtures or even beginnings at friendship were planned and have an element of being false, superficial and plastic. If you live alone and are in a rural area, you'll agree with these sentiments and hold all social, romantic, career and financial matter as you would a lottery drawing.

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>*polishes glasses*
>*wrings hands nervously*
>H-hello my name is Curtis...don't judge me, first time doing this *cough*

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Wash your pillow

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*removes filter*

>Curtis, what is this? I told you to stop handing in your first drafts
>You don't understand Dr. Guyer. This essay questions the very framework assumptions that underlie our culture, nay, western civilization itself

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This

>No mom I'm not gay
>It's just ironic humor, I swear
>C'mon, give it back

>Christcucks btfo how will the church ever recover