/lit/ - Literature

This poopy commie bitch is retarded.
I buy books, write in them, dog ear the shit out of them, and put them on shelf where the look pretty as hell; I will probably bequeath them to my kids one day so that they can use and cherish them, admire my studiousness, and give them to their kids (or so that they can sell them and make some quick cash, whatever).
The library is cool but only commie copium can make someone believe that sharing something with everyone else is just as good as owning it. Have they ever been in a library?

Tomorrow is my first day at college (humanities), should I namedrop any books or authors for superior social capital?