/lit/ - Literature

Cambridge alumnus reporting in. Was reading medicine in Jesus College and fucked tons of blonde posh bimbos during my times. They're absolute shit human beings though and every single of them think that she is a Gossip Girl character which makes them and their intrigues unbearable after some time but slapping these little sluts with a fist in their hair while fucking hard till they scream just feels soooo gooood. They're absolute top in bed and receptive af to dominance, you just need to don't let any of them catch you. I remember that one swap of our dining society with girls from St. Johns after which I brought two of them home and made them call me Ewart Grogan and beg for my dick. Good times, I've made many good stories