/lit/ - Literature

>>9194939
>newfag here
>f.a.m. autocorrects to senpai???
>fucking degenerate weebs ruining my joke

>>8887542
>>8887542
>>"If I did fuck this guy, and I guess I could as he looks like he's got his shit together, if I ended up pregnant, at least my life wouldn't be totally fucked."
>Whereas the reality is different. I have something like £40 in my bank account desu kek.

I doubt you're much worse than the average uni student considering most of them are poor manchildren with few ambitions. There's no stigma in appealing to the zeitgeist so keep on doing your thing, anon.

>>8872665
>WEEEEW LAD

>>8839024

>>7814709

>>7513489

>>7447095
>tfw you embrace apathy and your own cocktail of personality and mental disorders and learn to love the strike-out
>tfw you chat up women and run over every awkward silence and implied rejection by just resubmitting your application and being more aggressively social
>tfw it starts to work
>tfw you start to get laid despite being an autistic manchild
>tfw you realize women are interested in novelty for novelty's sake, because they constantly bombarded by suitors who are at various points on the beaten path of Suitor Quality, and anyone off the beaten path instantly gets some notice as long as he isn't Rape McGillicuddy or wearing a MLP shirt
>tfw learning to harness your off-the-pathness and leverage it more efficiently, downplaying the parts that are more MLP shirt territory and highlight the parts that are good
>tfw developing "drunken master"-esque crouching autist style of hookup game
>tfw becoming a notorious manwhore despite being a weird unpleasant retard who dresses like Chrischan and doesn't know how to shave
>tfw learning to channel your aspergers like chi, aligning your chakras and eventually mastering the kamehameha