/lit/ - Literature

>>14743996
>NOOOOOOO IS THAT SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE?
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST THAT!!!!!

why the FUCK do french words have so many silent letters???

>>14062137

ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE FRENCH FLAPPER ARTSY GF

>>13655987
>>13655994
>>13656014
this guy could save us all but will probably commit sudoko because of guys like this >>13656043

>>13118667
S-shut up! Westerns binary thinking can't understand the deep esoterism of the far East.

>>13101397
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

STOP IT

>>11711161
>7:55
what the fuck. that fucking roastie
I will avenge you speedrunwatcherbro

>>11625272
no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO
I HATE POSTMODERNISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11587916
>150 IQ
>It's a sad place to be. You're quite a bit more intelligent than the average clever person but not intelligent enough to be truly genius.

>>11507716

jfc i just learned that "whomst" is a literal meme and not a real word. i've been using it unironically for months, even in public, and no one had the decency to call me out on it. fuck me sideways

>>9845453
So if ever want to make living out of art and humanities I have to spend 50k per year? Feels bad

>>9829296
I refuse to acknowledge it's already been that long since he left

B..b..bu...Stirner!!! SPOOK!!!!!!! EPIX BACON xD

>don't judge a book by it's cover
>but I absolutely do
Anyone else here doing this?

>decide to keep a list of books read
>am forced to make a section for short stories since they are so different in size
>poems, theater/movie scripts???

lit confessions
I always judge the book by it's cover, the author and contextual information I have.
I want to read The Oresteia just because of the cover

>tfw scandinavian and virgin at 21
IM DONE FOR