/lit/ - Literature

I just wanted to write a pirate adventure. Why does everything i touch turn into faggotry.

I had not the heart to let poor Jakobo be thrown overboard, although there could be no doubt about his guilt. In the middle of the night, while the crew was lying in their hammocks below deck, recovering from the work of the day, Jakobo had sneaked into the captain's cabin to see me, with intentions that, in the eyes of most sailors, were even more criminal and blasphemous than the coldest assassination. He must have taken advantage of my deep sleep, for when I awoke, I found my arms bound, my mouth gagged, and my lower body exposed in the most shameful manner. Just as I began to understand my situation, I felt a pressing discomfort in my posterior region.