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I will be with her again.

Why were Jesus’ disciples such brainlets? Didn’t they realize that this was a subtle way of giving a direct order to eat his body after his death to become physically immortal? Now as a result of them not getting it and not eating him we have to pretend that there is a “deeper” more metaphorical to this order until the end of time. Fucking brainlets I swear.