/lit/ - Literature

How do I, as a European midwit, acquire the pretentious douchebag wannabe philosopher/accelerationist dialect all those niche microcelebrity larpers spew around all the time? I'm talking lingo reminiscent of Kantbot's irrelevant circlejerks. The kind Nick Land shat out before he was permanently cured of his chronic diarrhea. The stuff that mentally ill trannies and the like propagate to sound quirky and mask their low IQ. Sentences ignoring all structure and meaning; just "professional" terms for people in the know-how (of which there are none). Schizo-linguistics for retarded faggots like me who who haven't a clue about anything. How do I learn to speak gibberish devoid of logic or reason?