/lit/ - Literature

>>21419075

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

Daily reminder to have sex

>>20132513
Sex fixes this

>>19984381
Hit up some hoes and do it?

>Friday afternoon
Imagine all those people looking forward to drugs and sex later tonight... While we're stuck here.

>>19466385
Cocaine + alcohol

You can't change your personality after highschool, but you can intoxicate yourself and act like Chad temporarily.

>>19403386
Women don't have to settle for sexually inferior men anymore. Economically, they're able to earn a comfortable middle class income by managing corporate social media accounts or filling out HR reports, so there's no need to settle for balding manlet accountant anymore. Culturally, there's no pressure to start a family at all anymore, so they're free to bang the alpha males without commitment.

Instead of whining, maybe you should put some effort to become one of those top 20% males? It's not that hard, considering that majority of those undesirables aren't even trying at all.

>>18748171

>>18639749
If it's bothering you now, just break up with the slut. The pain will only get worse as you grow more emotionally attached to her. Don't fall the cuckolded Reddit narratives like "Past is the past" etc. because you're setting yourself up for suffering. No self-respecting man should tolerate a woman with excessive history of whoring herself out, unless you're using for sex and sex only - not to mention that she's pretty much guaranteed to cheat on you repeatedly if she's already given in to her promiscuous tendencies before. I'm sharing this from experience, used to date a slut for couple of years as naive teenager and it turned out to be the worst thing that ever happened to me.

>>18605903
This. Ultimately, smashing pussy is the only activity you're guaranteed not to regret on your deathbed.

>>18182590
Not bad. One of my faves.

>>17835486
>Hey anon, I heard you're a big lover of books. Could you recommend me something good?