/lit/ - Literature

>>20127981
>I’m a boomer because I make jokes about diaper-shitting furries
What planet are you living on lmao

>>20048984
> thinking that you have to get an erection in order for your dick to be big
It’s true tho. I go from 3 inches to 7.5. Even my gf was surprised by the difference. It’s like an extendable antenna but with more girth

> you are a stupid faggot who will never write anything of value
This sounds like the insecure rantings of a small-dick incel, not a big dick Chad. Big dick chads don’t get this angry over innocuous dick-shitposting.

>>20039512
And you come into an off-topic “/pol/ is always right” meme thread expecting serious discussion

Also, your mom is a fat whore

>>20035250
Not exactly a job I’d want to put on my cv. How does it pay?

>>20019255
I sleep amongst crumbs, beer cans, books and my Nintendo switch. Also grease stains from eating pizza and little bits of bolognaise from eating spaghetti in bed. I once fell asleep fully clothed and woke up to find I had melted an entire Terry’s chocolate orange into the back of my corduroy trousers.

>>16402784
Kek I'm not even the dude you talked to previously

>>15389735
>the Hoover Institute
Not watching
>the individual right to bear arms, existed prior to and independent of the Constitution
Except it didn't and people were disarmed by the state occasionally

>>15389746
>The circumstances at the time were very different from those we face now
People were questionably immigrating and giving birth just as much

>and getting rid of birthright citizenship for the children of illegal aliens would not at all contradict the purpose of the Amendment.
The "purpose" has been interpreted in a variety of dumb ways which works against your case

>>15390109
That's a modern innovation and the rest of the world were slower. General incorporation of business enterprise in England wasn't even much of a thing until much later.

when epimetheus was finished, he went to prometheus. and prometheus was happy with his brother's work. but he saw something in the darkest forgotten corner. it was man. epimetheus had forgotten to form this animal. it lay naked, powerless, no strength, no speed, no claws, no teeth. so they said "fuck it" and sent the man away among the beasts to fend for himself. but prometheus pitied the poor defenseless humans. so he gave them one power - intelligence. the humans learned to work together to survive, something the other animals couldn't do. they huddled together for warmth, they watched each other's backs. they had to huddle together, lest they freeze to death in the cold, cold world. but the gods were greedy. they wanted men to worship them, and they wanted sacrifice. now prometheus knew that fire would give the humans the advantage they needed to build civilizations and to develop technology, so he suggested to the gods that the humans should be given fire, so that they could offer their sacrifices in smoke. zeus agreed and man was given fire, and he wanted a sacrifice. a perfect cow was chosen as the first sacrifice, and prometheus was told to divide it up and to give the gods the better portion and to leave the humans with the leftovers. and this was how all sacrifices were to be forever and on. but prometheus was greedy too, and he wanted his humans to have the better part of the cow. so he disguised the good meat and had the humans sacrifice the shitty meat. when zeus found out, he was so angry that he took fire back from the humans. but at this point, prometheus was too invested. so he stole fire from the forge of hephaestus and brought it back to the humans. and what was done that day was final, zeus couldn't take back the fire.

and so the humans had their fire, they had their technology, their civilizations. they had their fire and no longer had to huddle for warmth. and the fire developed and evolved, became more powerful. it drove the humans further and further to the edges of the earth until they no longer needed one another at all. the fire was so powerful, the humans forgot what the cold felt like. they forgot the warmth of one another.

>>12495123
O B S E S S E D. Nobody even posts on this board at night. And it is night, yurostarve.

>>12483557
No, bore-hey core-hey

Um

I need help

How do I start remembering what I read

I always forget what I read

Help me nerds

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