/lit/ - Literature

>>23285841
>>23285840
>>23285840
>>23285840

>Lmao he shidded and fardded and the stinky shidd came out of his ass : So much shid the whole village was flooded with shid lmaooo and then the houses were lifted from the ground by the literal piss and shit and fart storm and taken far far away by the streams of diarrrhea LAMO.
French humor everyone.

>le tiger poem good

>The bible

part 4 young adulthood/THE PRESENT
>21
>NEET
>all my high school friends have moved on and I no longer speak with them
>no job experience or any work experience at all
>sensitive personality
>slipping back into social retard mode (though I am making an honest effort to go out more)
>still in "ghost mode"
>don't know how to drive but I'm hoping to fix that soon
>haven't got my GED yet
>no plan for what I want to do with my life
>no plan for what I would want to do at college
>only release in life is trivial things like reading good books, watching good movies, playing games, talking with the few friends I have, etc.
>so bored that you write like 9000 chars about your boring life on a random /lit/ thread at 1:26 AM

this is the life baby

>>12063223
look it's u

>>11444549
>absolute shit receives criticism for being absolute shit
>"hurr durr must be incels"

Every time.

JUS LUV A GOOD GAME EH FOOTY I DO DOWN ATA SPOONS WIV DUH LADS

OH OH LOOK AT THE TV UMBALA YOU FOOKIN LEDGE GET IN ME SON

>>11328176
t. Reads for the plot

>>10820264
>Americans are europeans
>Civic identity is inconsequential

>>10809530
>>10809438
Holy shit. Why americans can't understand communism?

>>10803487
>it call redpill, retard.

>>10772999
"Your mom's weight" by Euclid

>spanish shit tier
>cervantes, ercilla, quevedo, góngora, garcilaso de la vega, lope de vega, calderón, tirso de molina, san juan de la cruz, tersa de jesus, sor juana ines, manrique, gracián, espronceda, galdós, zorrilla, valera, machado, de unamuno, ortega y gasset, primo de rivera, lorca, borges, cortázar, casares, hernández, sabato, de greiff, asunción silva, mutis, cela

vs

>russian god tier
>lermontov, tolstoy, dostoevsky, bulgakov, chekhov

>>10674698
I've also been using this template a lot

>shart with the Greeks

>>10537139
>not Benjy Compson
Stop lying to yourself

>Objectively speaking

>As Smeagol sank into the gaping mouth of Mount Doom, he shouted with joy "I've finally become The Lord of the Rings™ again, Precious!"
Tolkien was a hack.

>literally nothing wrong with that you bitter fag

>>10446480
>Believe me, I know
are you a brainlet too
i wanna girlie to hurte my teste

>I read