/lit/ - Literature

>>22715223
holy shit

>>20644148
been laughing for 5 minutes at this stupid fucking webm

>The Dutch word for 'cut' is 'sneed'

>order a difficult book
>fold its pages again and again
>the back creases
>invite people over
>they look at my book shelf
>'wow the back's have a lot of creases, he sure read them all'
>mfw only read Wikipedia summaries at best

>/lit/ has now travelled so far from even the possibility of reading a good book that it now takes pride in NOT having read BAD books

>Banana Yoshimoto

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT REALLY THIS SLANT'S FUCKING NAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw kripke literally fails to understand the private language argument

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH A FUCKING UNDEGRADUATE CAN LITERALLY UNDERSTAND IT AND KRIPKE CAN'T GET IT EVEN AFTER PEOPLE EXPLAIN IT TO HIM A DOZEN TIMES

>>13407143
>gifts for escorts

LMFAO

Hahahaha you're the ultimate fucking failure. Do you know how creeped out she is by you, and how much of an exploitative piece of shit she is? There's a complete duality to her personality. Her real self is completely submerged and hidden from you when she deals with you, while her feminine exterior, all the little quirks and mannerisms that men consciously and unconsciously find attractive about femininity, is exaggerated and highlighted as much as possible. Every thing she says to you, every tone of voice she has when she's showing her "appreciation" for the free shit, every time she acts like she's happy to see you again or that you're one of her "regulars," is completely fake and predatory. She's mocking you to herself and to her boyfriend (who is even more pathetic and degenerate than you, for dating such a whore) when she goes back to him.

I hope for your sake you're just a retard and not one of those cuck faggots who is into being bilked out of his money by women. If it's the latter, congratulations on having one of the few fetishes that will actually ruin your life, and completely failing to resist it. Enjoy being a dirty old man still doing this shit when you're 60.

>>13366148
*gets nerds seething from entry level philosophy years after her debut*
I honestly love Kreia if only for how much of a pleb filter she is

>>12554544
I haven't kekked to anything this hard in a long ass time.