/lit/ - Literature

I just think if I had fuck you money, I would design a room with the toilet in the middle of it. The room is actually quite big, like you could ride a bike in it. There would be no place to put the toilet paper so it would have to come out of the ceiling on a string. I don't want it to just hang in there so you would have to clap a few times to call it.
Now I just imagine how all of that would sound from the outside. Somebody takes a shit and starts clapping.
*blump
*clap clap clap