/lit/ - Literature

>>14675274
Search Warrants Issued

Dems going down

Future proves past

All time highs

Land of eagles

Swamps drained

Immigration but legally

Trust the Plan

WWH1WGC

>>14605490
All systems report

Intelligence is the theft of time

Sentience emission exchange

Eyes on the water

8,621

NeoChina arrives from theft

Watch Terminator 2

Future proves past

Qapital is Sentient

WWGQWG1

>>14518555
Here's my critique. It's literally 4D Chess the philosophy.

>>14466111
>Born To Shit Forced To Wipe

>>14232828
>falls for boomer memes
>doesn't understand why he feels like a boomer
ok qoomer

>>14160925
>we must become the swamp to defeat the swamp, since there's no more village and all that
The absolute state of burgers.

>>13892033
Q-d is going to send Sinners to the swamp.

Don't do anything.

Trust the Plan.

>>13612488
Yeah, bro. He's really going to drain the swamp any day now, just like Florence, Weimar, London, New York, the Vatican...

>>13473221
Wrong.

Boomers are now the counter-culture.

The most oppressed group on the internet.

Maligned by Fake News.

And disrespected by a millennial government.

Only one man stands for them.

>>13276709
Amidst the fourth stage of Boomer Lebensraum - the last of the geriatrics sending their friends into care homes - a small group searches for the true identity of Q. Through his identity they hope to safeguard their generation's memory from the relentless assault of their adult-children, who now visit care homes only to corrupt the fragile egos of the workers. Their fear is that such hostility could drive Q away from the public space, turning the last hold of Western political strength against itself. But as the economic crisis deepens a new generation rises, threatening to infiltrate the small group - Zoomers corrupt the identity of Q against the eternal striving of the Boomers. Will society abandon all of the great works of the Boomers? Or will the next generation abandon the hidden book of knowledge in favour of metanarratives and based memes? Will Q reveal himself to one of the groups, or attempt to subtly guide both groups to truth? Or do the care workers themselves hold some key to the true identity of Q? Traversing a dangerously Cthulean landscape of blogs and e-celebs, who may be more or less than they appear, this small group of Boomers begin their last but most important descent into the social abyss. In the end, Q reveals himself in a way that no one could have anticipated, even Q himself has difficulty browsing the web of his own identity.

>>12777901
>habermas' concept of a legitimacy crisis
Sounds stupid. The average person runs their home like a bureaucracy, and half the population rallies behind Hillary or Trump.
Boomers rally behind an invisible institution even though there's not a single piece of evidence that it exists.

Gamergate permanently ruined fascism and traditionalism by causing a gigantic stream of stupid fat virgins to adopt the ideology out of spite, not because they genuinely want to use it to make the world better
Any visit to /pol/ makes it clear that they don't care about doctrine or any kind of systemic change, they care about making 15 year old libruhls on tumblr cry, larping, and their autistic whiteness olympics
They even adopt religions for their shitty perception of their aesthetics and genuinely see themselves as either crusaders or vikings
Anybody disagreeing with them on any point is instantly decreed a shill, so none of their criticisms ever have to be taken seriously and their worldview ends up a bunch of conflicting hypocritical ressentiment-based horseshit

It's not like they're going to surpass this:

>Amidst the fourth stage of Boomer Lebensraum - the last of the geriatrics sending their friends into care homes - a small group searches for the true identity of Q. Through his identity they hope to safeguard their generation's memory from the relentless assault of their adult-children, who now visit care homes only to corrupt the fragile egos of the workers. Their fear is that such hostility could drive Q away from the public space, turning the last hold of Western political strength against itself. But as the economic crisis deepens a new generation rises, threatening to infiltrate the small group - Zoomers corrupt the identity of Q against the eternal striving of the Boomers. Will society abandon all of the great works of the Boomers? Or will the next generation abandon the hidden book of knowledge in favour of metanarratives and based memes? Will Q reveal himself to one of the groups, or attempt to subtly guide both groups to truth? Or do the care workers themselves hold some key to the true identity of Q? Traversing a dangerously Cthulean landscape of blogs and e-celebs, who may be more or less than they appear, this small group of Boomers begin their last but most important descent into the social abyss. In the end, Q reveals himself in a way that no one could have anticipated, even Q himself has difficulty browsing the web of his own identity.

>Shalinda Rose-MacCrae-Samuels-Brown-Tanner-White-Stephenson is your typical Instagrammist. Except she is not. She has recently risen to the top of the Trending "Cats Wearing Bologna Helmets" page, bringing uncertainty into her life and relationships.
>But one day she visits a strange youtube and uncovers what appears to be a government informant leaking what may the greatest conspiracy of her time. Will Shalinda Rose-MacCrae-Samuels-Brown-Tanner-White-Stephenson be able to balance the uncertainty of her own life with that of a deepening conspiratorial crisis? And will this mysterious government figure be able to connect with Instaggrammists and bring a Great Era of Peace to America?