/lit/ - Literature

>>23311478
>I don't want to restrict myself to word count limit in order to get trad-published
And I don't want to read your dysgraphia. If an industry that's happy to publish pulp doorstoppers like Sanderson isn't accommodating enough that's a you problem.

>>18482141
>emails and twitter are distracting, turn them off when you aren't using them
No it's not

>>18456171
Long ago, his pappy laid down a cellar of whisky that he'd brewed himself, but the mix had become contaminated by a swarm of fire ants that got into it and laid eggs, then the whisky with fire ant eggs gets bottled up and sits for decades. One night when he feels a powerful thirst, he goes down to the cellar and opens the first bottle and drinks it, only then does he discover the ant eggs. Then giant mutated ants start bursting from the other bottles, breathing fire at him. He discovers that he's able to do the same thanks to the whisky he drank.