/lit/ - Literature

>be a team of writers working on the King James Bible
>some cardinals come up and say "hey the Pope wants you to mention the holy trinity in your Bible."
>your bros look at the Greek and Latin manuscrips being used to make the English translation
>tell him "sorry brosef, but if the holy trinity isn't in these older manuscripts, we won't include it in the KJB."
>cardinal fucks off back to Vatican City
>quickly scribbles down a modern Latin manuscript with the verse about the trinity your boys and the Pope want included
>go back to England and give them this forgery
>my KJB bros look at it and say, "yeah okie-doke, we'll put your weirdo trinity in our Bible now."
and that's the story of the holy ghost

I pretend to love Jesus just to piss off Jews. Am I going to heaven?

>>16303762
>Does the Bible endorse the Aryan race?
Yes. "Love thy neighbor."

Isn't that a little morbid for Good Friday? I'd rather go out and throw some rocks at Jews.

>dies on a Friday
>resurrects three days later
>...on a Sunday