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>An aide-de-camp, afraid of drawing Napoleon's ire for awakening him after a fatiguing battle, devised a plan. He cut a ripened piece of one of the general's favorite cheeses and held it close to his nose. After some grunting and moaning, the general murmured, "Ahh, Josephine!"

>In one of his love letters to Josephine, Napoleon wrote "Ne te lave pas, j'accours et dans huit jours je suis là" - Do not wash yourself, I am coming and in eight days I will be here.

>mfw if Napoleon was alive today, he would be posting "imagine the smell".