/lit/ - Literature

First for the King James Bible
Everything else is fake and gay

Only one Authorized Version, all others are fake/gay edition, last thread >>19988184

>>19989238
>be Constantine
>start new Christianity hijacking religion
>stop persecuting Christians who join your "Chrich"
>go on to persecute countless more Christians for over 1.5 millennia
>murder Christians who try to get the Holy Scriptures into the hands of the people
>only stop when forced by newly Protestant kingdoms
>try to kill newly Protestant king with gunpowder kegs so can go back to persecuting Christian
>get caught, drawn and quartered
>Protestant king commissions the Authorized Holy Bible that becomes the single most read Holy Bible by the most eyes ever henceforth, 400 years and counting

First for the Holy Bible in the Bible thread.

>>19736070
>why do bible threads attract the most aggressive, angry, malicious posting anywhere on the site?
Because of all the non King James readers getting possessed by demons.

>>19347859
No, it's filled with people who read things other than the Holy Bible.

>>19315869
I would never even see her from all the way over here in the Bible section.