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Anonymous Tue Mar 8 06:10:19 2022 No.20033282 [View]
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>>20033271
What should you do if you wanna fuck Cleopatra? Seize-her

An Italian gets his hand cut off in a horrific accident. He goes to a doctor who says he can reattach his hand for 100,000 dollars. The Italian goes to another doctor who says he'll do it for only 1,000 dollars.
The Italian goes back to the original doctor, hand reattached
>Heya doc youza remember me, well look at this
and makes the bras d'honneur... and his hand flies off
Yes my 'Italian' schtick is basically Chico Marx

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