/lit/ - Literature

>>21395140
>>21395143
>baiting for (you)s in a shop-vac emporium
we all need to get a life. how old are you two? 35?

>>19736370
>i must filter all art through the lens of capeshit in order to make a judgement on it

DUDE IDEALISM LAMOO

>>19660143
>I'm looking for history books that I would enjoy, if I enjoy stuff like Tomb Raider, Uncharted, etc.

>I WANT REDUCED RETENTION WITH A LIGHT CONSTANTLY SHINING RIGHT INTO MY FACE AND WITH ON AMAZON KEK STAMP RIGHT ON THE BACK
>ONLY CONSOOMERS BUY BOOKS LOOL

>>19495678
This! By the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so much this!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!

Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever

Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.

Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!

Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!

Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4channel .org/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.

Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/

Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.

Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!

>>18572735
>us SIGMA male never lie unless we want to right now I don't want to lie so i am not lying

>buys the skeptics annotated Bible ™
>puts it on shelf
>never touched it again