/lit/ - Literature

>lose argument on /lit/
>leave bedroom, fuming
>go into kitchen
>find a small stain or some dishes in the sink
>scream and throw something against the wall
>"GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW!"
>wife and kids come running
>"I guess we just don't give a fuck about hygiene in this house, huh? Dad's our little fucking janitor bitch, is that it?"
>they tremble and keep apologizing until I let one of them clean it up and then dismiss them
>they cringe and cower from me for the rest of the day