/lit/ - Literature

>Bruv, why you reading all them books, m8? You don't need that stuff lol. Why don't you come out to get a Carling with me and Gaz and we'll get ya some pussy lmao. Stacey says she thinks your actually fit and that, cos she like shy lads. Want me to get you two togevva?
How can /lit/ unironically win against Deano logic?

What type of literature will Deano and the lads write, that is if they produce anything of literary value at all?

Will Deano and the lads produce anything of literary value?

What type of literature will Deano culture produce if any?

What books do Deano read?

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>"Oi Anon, how come you still live with yer mum and I've got this car, fit missus, and new house when you were so smart at school and teacher's pet? Haha, nah, just jokes mate, good to see ye. Ya want a lift in to town? ["N-no thanks, Jack..."] Ya sure? Are ya goin' to a job interview or somethin'? Oh that company? Rachel is an assistant HR manager there! Hen, do they hire boring speccys for that position?"
>*Rachel, laughing for a second and grinning condescendingly at you* "Aw, that's so mean! Just be confident with the manager Danon!"