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I believe BRANDON SANDERSON has a foot fetish. My reason for believing this is because I have a foot fetish so I pick up on things most humans do not. Take for instance the ever shitty House of Cards. Now, I do not like this show (House of Cards) but I did sit through 4 seasons of that crap hoping it would get better, and in that time I noticed numerous examples of blatant foot fan service. It is a good fetish to pander to because it occupies a gray area due to the lack of nudity, which is why its perfect for a guy like BRANDON SANDERSON. Reading Mistborn, I can't help but notice how many times we are reminded of Vin's cute bare footedness. She's barefoot on the roof, toes clutching the edge. She's barefoot on cobblestone, only to walk on marble. Vin walked to his bed BAREFOOT, making no sound. Of course the obvious explanation (for the mundane majority of men) is that Vin is a Mistborn -- a thief -- and strives to remain quiet. She has to make lots of sacrifices due to the magneto magic of BRANDON SANDERSON'S world, such as never wearing toe rings or anklets (unless they are wooden or something) but I do not believe this is the sole reason for the foot prose on display in these books. The author (BRANDON SANDERSON) has fueled my spirit with his depiction of Vin. I have a hard time getting through the pages when I keep seeing examples of her beautiful foot-based dexterity, yet its these very passages that push me further on. I see visions of Vin toying with Elend, giving her man a royal footjob that any king would crave with her expertly trained toes. I think about Vin embarrassed, painting her toe nails to match her dress while Zane watches from the window. I think about her wearing glass slippers to show off her new feminine toes at the balls! Oh what a sight to behold! I am not even on the third book so I can't begin to imagine how much footy goodness is still to come. Anyway, these are my reasons for suspecting BRANDON SANDERSON has a foot fetish.

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>>11982494
t.

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It's ok. Not everyone can balance writing multiple books, doing a podcast, teaching writing courses, going to book signings, and attending conventions. I'm sure you're very talented and the one book you put out after writing it on and off for half your life meets you with some mild success. Now excuse me, I'm writing a novella as a warm up for today.

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>>11487479
on to my tricks huh
LOL

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>>11451220
>what is your favourite type of magic?
science
>what type of magic makes you drop a book?
magic
>is magic more enjoyable when it's believable?
obviously

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How does the Sandman pump out so many books?

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>>11290344
>>11290739
saved to my Sander-san posting collection

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ah yes i too love living the NEET life

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And there I were, inches (no, no) mere moments from the face of the myth, the legend, the man in self -- Brandon Sandersan -- of whom I was about to be come saintly acquainted.

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>>11267107
Stormlight is amazing.

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