/lit/ - Literature

>>11026845
Buy the ticket, take the ride, I suppose. I hate to advocate pregnant women taking drugs, alcohol, being severely beaten, or riding roller coasters, your mom being case in point. Maybe you pass as having normal mental capabilities, but you don't fool me.

Worse, worse, worse, until the density of real, true, capital w Worst overcomes the hope you wrote anything worthwhile.

Then the Edge—there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know the relief of the white that remains at the end of your page—they have all quit critiquing and I can't recommend anyone new have a glance.

And look, everyone in your life is guilty for letting you cradle this little fluff of confidence allowing you to present us with your dirty trash. It's not all on you, but final sin is your stupidity.

>>10736829
What nigger games?

>>10583740
There's been a few & they've gone much better than expected.

>>10258039
Yr clearly missing the tools to create worthwhile prose—but worse!—completely blind to the fauna that need to be hunted in order to lay and weave a world worth wasting time with >%(

>>9482996
>>9486925
I live in the lighthouse on the bay. For the past twenty-eight years I've lived here alone. Tourists often come down to the beach, taking pictures of the sea.

Everyday I've watched the sun rise over the Atlantic. I'll look down and see a swaddled child in the arms of his father or his mother, innocent to the spectacle.

I've fallen in love with a woman. She's always the one earlier and later than the others, and she leaves when it's too crowded. She would come before dawn in her day clothes and sit on the shore where the foam washes, digging her fingers in the sand, the sun on the waves. The murmur of the sea seems suspended.

When it rains I remember her, I remember watching her. When it rains she's always there.

>>9477021
Age: twenty something

Topics: wobbly postmodernist fiction

Sex: yes, pls!

Language: American

Height: Enormous, huge, staggering like Elvis on Everest

IQ: Like a whip. Skrrrrrr

>>8813903
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>>8773116
I ain't implying nothing. I don't even know what is going on, what post chayne you are from, but it is interesting that you think your insecurities are that obvious. Again, I don't got no idea what they're in ref 2.

Make sure you're reading the meme trilogy you faggot. xoxo Gossip Girl

>>7455975
A fart.

A fart.

A fartartfartffftplbtplbtblptpltbtfartfartFart in the literary wind. The stunk stink stench was so subtle the reader mistook it for his breath and commented naught aught aleph out of ten.

>>7228513
Th' anger! Th' angst! Th' near incomprehensible grammar mistakes!

Honestly, if ye read the Meme Trilogy, ye will improve as a writer. And ye'd kno where I'm coming from. AND you'd be invited to th' underground /lit/ irc. It's where all the shitposting is coordinated

I'm surprized ye embarrass'd yrself further, but I won't be now!

>>7206019
Call me ;v.

>>7145734
I was somewhere lurking around /lit/ on the deep corner of the clock's AM hours and I saw you, or maybe it wasn't you, see, there was no tripcode, and I realized at that moment that the drugs had grabbed hold of my veins and lifted me, hovering, now, at my standing desk, levitating, see, now, I had to determine what was real and what wasn't and this is all just what you've done w/r/t moi.

I remember shouting something like "I feel like an effaced coin!" And suddenly the blue screen of death. Also when I see butterflies I try not to let them land on me.

Ok now you know how the world works. Now shut up about it. It's literally a conspiracy that you're in on. There's nothing to talk about. Collect capital.

Do you take me at face value? Or by the design when the cards are down?

>>7064358
>>7064347
>>7064326
All IJ says is: it sucks to be alive. The book is named after a film about your mom apologizing to you for creating you. Besides that... It's empty. A kekuléan fart in the wind. A defenestration of tears into rain. An exploding can of Raid.

>>6964009
I write too

And I improvise stuff for lit. It's bc I'm overflowing with patterns and metaflora—my whole system is out of balance since the Big Blue incident off of New London a few months ago—and the worst part is realizing: this is all for fun.

why would they need to know ye?

>>6949375
Ellis

Thank You For Arguing

V.

Beach

All day

All

N/A

B.S.

Phys

>>6922694
But her song really is ironic. Guess the joke is on you.

This is a sad thread with idiot lit kids parroting other people's opinions—if ye took a few months and looked into what yr babbling about you'd see that cutting edge neuroscience is coming around to a number of Freud's (and his daughter's) ideas. Like projection and reaction dormation.

Why trust whomever sold ye these 'he was disproven long ago' ideas? Look for yrself.

Jesus!

>>6877493
:^(

I strut and fret my hour upon the stage. And then I will be heard no more: it is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Enter you, a Messenger:

Ye sound pretentious, like.

Idk I guess so. At lesst it's not that even more annoying mock academic style that so many /lit/ kids use—right? Maybe?

But also there aren't a million bad words. At least not root bad words.

>>6873806
Ugh. It's: —

>>6843169
First of all, who's yr A&R? A mountain climber who plays the electric guitar? Ye don't know the meaning of dope when yr writing this suit and tie crap that's cleaner than a bar of soap.

>>6839088
she is disfigured, dfw makes this clear

Pay more attn. The idea that it's up in the air is a memetic misinterpretation.